My sex life

[shaky]

Came in the other night feeling horny, as you do, and decided to shag the missus to death, so there I was, bashing away trying to think of somebody I like, when she woke from her slumber. "What are you doing you fat bastard?" she said. I replied "I`m shagging you to death" So she started tapping me on the forehead with her finger. "What are you doing?" I asked.
She replied, "By the time you`ve shagged me to death, I`ll have bashed your fucking brains in son."

[pnedaz]

Classic Chubby Brown that one Dave.
I was in a nightclub with a mate of mine the other week. I spotted a women giving me the eye. I said to my mate, "If you were me would you shag her?" He replied, "Well I would if I was you".