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    Quote Originally Posted by outreacher View Post
    Mini skirt and nice tits?

    Remember that dolly in the OJ trail, fuck the result....
    Is that somewhere in Oregon?
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    Two days sitting around although I did meet some really interesting people
    Then escorted to court number 1 (sessions house) which is still active I believe in the old court building opposite the guild hall ( the bulger case was tried there)
    Ended up on a significant case for some weeks that was national press and a few days deliberating in a hotel - always found the legal system fascinating and in my opinion ours remains the envy of the world, the prosecution silk was a genius.
    Top tip - make good friends with the ushers - lovely free sandwiches !
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    Quote Originally Posted by edgy View Post
    Two days sitting around although I did meet some really interesting people
    Then escorted to court number 1 (sessions house) which is still active I believe in the old court building opposite the guild hall ( the bulger case was tried there)
    Ended up on a significant case for some weeks that was national press and a few days deliberating in a hotel - always found the legal system fascinating and in my opinion ours remains the envy of the world, the prosecution silk was a genius.
    Top tip - make good friends with the ushers - lovely free sandwiches !
    Did you consult your aquantances on the Privy Council during your deliberations?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pnematic View Post
    Did you consult your aquantances on the Privy Council during your deliberations?
    Without doubt
    Judge Milford Forsyth Smyth was most enlightening and even let me wear his wig !

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    Quote Originally Posted by outreacher View Post
    Mini skirt and nice tits?

    Remember that dolly in the OJ trail, fuck the result....
    You can take the lad out of Preston but you can't take Preston out of the lad !

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    Never been called up in 52 years could have something to do with me being a naughty youth (fighting) but yet the most mellow bloke you will meet or the least violent. Funny how things turn out.
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    Just finished a very intense 3 week fraud trial.

    Its been a briiliant experience that id like to do again. No waiting around and definitely not boring.

    2x Fraud - Guilty x 2
    1x Theft - Not Guilty
    2x Making an Article for use in Fraud - Guilty x2
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJB View Post
    Just finished a very intense 3 week fraud trial.

    Its been a briiliant experience that id like to do again. No waiting around and definitely not boring.

    2x Fraud - Guilty x 2
    1x Theft - Not Guilty
    2x Making an Article for use in Fraud - Guilty x2
    How long did they get bud?
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    Quote Originally Posted by preach View Post
    How long did they get bud?
    3 hours solitary.

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    I had to do it about 20 years ago. The first few days I was sent home after waiting for hours. After about five days I had to sit in on a case lasting three days involving two lesbians - one attacked the other by cracking her over the head with an exhaust pipe. She ended up, I think, with a conditional discharge or bind over. When I was at uni in London if me and my mate had nowt better to do we used to go to the courts of justice in London to watch trials in the public gallery. We watched most of the famous Gillian Taylforth/ Geoff Knights 'blow job in the Range Rover' case when she tried to sue the Sun and it all went pear shaped for her.
    Dirty Harry. Spouting shite and nowt better to do since 2015.

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