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    Quote Originally Posted by Strongbow View Post
    Nothing less that a Kirby vac touches my lush, deep & soft shag pile .... factamundo.
    What do you use on your carpets.....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNEESSEX View Post
    What do you use on your carpets.....?
    The wife .......
    There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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    Can't think about hoovers without this popping into my head:


    http://youtu.be/i1o78X0BQ5k

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    I have just bought a Shark flexology vacuum. It bends in the middle and allegedly picks up alsorts. I will let you know.
    No wums please - low patience threshold

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joanpne View Post
    I have just bought a Shark flexology vacuum. It bends in the middle and allegedly picks up alsorts. I will let you know.
    Why do you need a shark to pick up liquorice?
    Bill Hicks was right about everything.

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    Did anyone remember a TV documentary from the mid 90's about Kirby salesmen? It featured some thoroughly nauseating individuals. The king of them all was their number 1 salesman, who at their sales seminar bounded onto the stage and told the audience "if your wife starts complaining about you going out every night to sell Kirbys, I'm telling you now to ditch the bitch". Love to know what happened to him, wonder if he ever grew up?

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