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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobber View Post
    I was made to wear this ridiculous white gown with just a pair of shorts. We went into this room, led down on these bed things and a bloke walks in. Straight to me and starts rubbing my leg. ABOVE THE KNEE.

    no introduction, no good morning, nowt. I nearly head butted him.

    I still don't know his name, and he's touched my feet.

    Wrong.
    As you can imagine, we are all overflowing with genuine sympathy and not laughing at you in any way whatsoever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobber View Post
    I was made to wear this ridiculous white gown with just a pair of shorts. We went into this room, led down on these bed things and a bloke walks in. Straight to me and starts rubbing my leg. ABOVE THE KNEE.

    no introduction, no good morning, nowt. I nearly head butted him.

    I still don't know his name, and he's touched my feet.

    Wrong.
    He was Barbara the taxi driver from League of Gentlemen.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNEESSEX View Post
    He was Barbara the taxi driver from League of Gentlemen.......
    He was very well groomed.

    Too well groomed.

    It made me nervous.

    Oh, and his eyes were to far apart as well.
    Raefil, He's the second best moderator this forum has ever had, closely behind Nobber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobber View Post
    He was very well groomed.

    Too well groomed.

    It made me nervous.

    Oh, and his eyes were to far apart as well.
    Deffo Barbara then

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    Plot to kill our PM... and Prince George too?

    To be fair to raefil it has been proven that governments do leak stories, or print stories on bad news days, to deflect the nation’s attention away from what is really going on.

    It happened in labours day with 9/11 and the “it’s a good day to bury some bad news scandal”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-bad-news.html

    Some of the spurious allegations (which is what they are, allegations) could be completely unfounded, just like the 3 men we had locked up in Guantanamo for no reason other than they had been abroad.

    I could ‘plan’ to build a motorbike from scratch - doesn’t mean I’d be able to in anyway at all.

    Although the fact these people are allegedly planning to blow people up or sharing info on the internet to dodgy people (which, to be fair the daily mail did anyway in a recent photo shoot) is perhaps something that could amount to a serious jail sentence.

    Maybe we should lock the editor of the Daily Mail up too?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ay-school.html
    Last edited by boltons1; Today at 12:05 PM.

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