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    Quote Originally Posted by Sid Snot View Post
    My doctor says that at my age I should have a bar installed in the shower. I took his advice.

    Liking your choice of cleansing products Sid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry Weston View Post
    Liking your choice of cleansing products Sid
    Can't beat a good loofah, Henry

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    The guy who invented the 'High Five' ('High Six' in Burnley)..

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    Isn’t it wonderful that there’s going to be a Ladies Real Full Monty - all in a good cause too.

    So now we’ve got Sports Relief , Comic Relief and Hand Relief.

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    Alex Neil “This club has had a certain style for four years and I’m trying to change that and the style I want to play is the complete opposite to that.”

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    Heard this one yesterday for the first time and was told it's older than the trees.
    (Mind you I was in Longridge)

    Diner in restaurant asks waiter what the specials are and he says,
    "Whale meat, whale meat and Vera Lynn."
    "What's Vera Lynn?" asks the diner.
    "Whale meat again."

    Okay I'll get my coat.

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    Alex Neil “This club has had a certain style for four years and I’m trying to change that and the style I want to play is the complete opposite to that.”

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    Confucius say, "If you in book store and cannot find book for which you search, you obviously in the ...

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    Alex Neil “This club has had a certain style for four years and I’m trying to change that and the style I want to play is the complete opposite to that.”

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    Alex Neil “This club has had a certain style for four years and I’m trying to change that and the style I want to play is the complete opposite to that.”

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