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  • A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought,

    "I'm too old for this nonsense !"

    So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

    The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,

    "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

    The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :-

    "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

    The Cop left saying,

    " Have a good day, Sir "..
    "The gig economy is nothing new, its simply the reincarnation of an ancient evil."

    Justin Welby

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    • https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sour...CRJY72Fv1YxQ4E

      Hope the link works as it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long while. Had to watch it several times to see it all due to the tears pouring down my cheeks.
      Bald and proud

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      • With the advent of viagra being sold on pharmacists a chap went into his local Boots and asked if they had any,
        'Yes' was the reply.
        'Can I get it over the counter'? he asked.
        'Well that depends on how many you buy sir'
        Bald and proud

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        • This might be as well in the 'Volcanic Vindaloo' section (apologies for the volume but it's all true)........

          Recently, while on holiday in Texas, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the bar when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting. So I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event:
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~
          Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
          Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
          Judge # 3 -- (Me) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy!!!
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Chili # 2 Arthur's Afterburner Chili
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
          Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
          Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Chili # 3 Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.
          Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
          Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer.
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Chili # 4 Bubba's Black Magic
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
          Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
          Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out ones taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. bitch is starting to look HOT......just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac!
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Chili # 5 Linda's Legal Lip Remover
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
          Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
          Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Chili # 6 Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
          Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
          Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my arse with a snow cone.
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Chili # 7 Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
          Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
          Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava like shit to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, its too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Chili # 8 Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chili
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
          Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to a really hot chili.
          Clean Sheets Win Championships. UP THE NOBBERS & CURRY POWER.

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          • I despair....



            WINDOWS 10: Please enter your new password.


            USER (Me): Cabbage


            WINDOWS 10: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.


            USER: Boiled cabbage


            WINDOWS 10: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.


            USER: 1 boiled cabbage


            WINDOWS 10: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces


            USER: 50damnboiledcabbages


            WINDOWS 10: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character


            USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages


            WINDOWS 10: Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively..


            USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYouDontGiveM eAccessNow!


            WINDOWS 10: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.


            USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArs eIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow


            WINDOWS 10: Sorry, that password is already in use.
            Last edited by Sid Snot; 12-10-2018, 03:07 PM.
            Clean Sheets Win Championships. UP THE NOBBERS & CURRY POWER.

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            • An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by Staying overnight in an expensive hotel. When she checked out next Morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250..00. She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high.

              “It’s a Nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren’t worth $250.00 for just an overnight Stay! I didn’t even have breakfast.” The clerk told her that $250.00 is The ‘standard rate’, so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.

              The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: “This Hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are Available for use.” “But I didn’t use them,” she said. ”Well, they are Here, and you could have,” explained the manager.

              He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel Shows for which the hotel is famous. “We have the best entertainers from the World over performing here,” the Manager said. “But I didn’t go to any of Those shows,” she said.

              “Well, we have them, and you could have,” the Manager replied. No matter What amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, “But I didn’t use it!” and The Manager countered with his standard response. After several minutes Discussion with the Manager unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and Gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.

              “But madam, this check is for only $50.00.” “That’s correct. I charged You $200.00 for sleeping with me,” she replied. “But I didn’t!” exclaims the very surprised Manager.

              “Well, too bad, I Was here, and you could have.” Don’t mess with Senior Citizens !!!
              "The gig economy is nothing new, its simply the reincarnation of an ancient evil."

              Justin Welby

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              • A doberman, rottweiler and and alsation were all in cages at the vets.
                The doberman asked the rotty why he was there.
                " well my owners grandaughter. was visiting and I accidently knocked her over and she started screaming and as my owner thought I was attacking her he brought me here to be put down"
                "Not good said the doberman. My owners son was playing with a football in the garden so I joined in and when I burst the ball the kid started screaming and started chasing me, fell over and cut his head open, so my owner brought me here to be put down too"!
                "what about you Al"? they asked the alsation.
                "well my owner just got out the shower and was wrapping a towel around her head and I don't know what came over me but I jumped up and shagged her"!
                "wow" the others choruses
                " so you're getting put down as well"?
                " No" said the alsation
                "I'm getting my claws trimmed"
                Bald and proud

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                • The Washington Redskins finally drop their offensive name:

                  Dan Snyder, owner of the National Football League Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as, "The Redskins."

                  It was reported that he finds the word, "Washington", imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is not a fitting role model for young fans of football.
                  Clean Sheets Win Championships. UP THE NOBBERS & CURRY POWER.

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                  • And for our forum postman....

                    One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin. "Wow David, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the postman comments. David, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM I.'

                    The postman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?"

                    "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women who were blindfolded try to guess who it is by touch & feel."

                    The postman laughs and says, "Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it."

                    "Probably a good thing you did," David responded. "Your name came up 7 times."
                    Clean Sheets Win Championships. UP THE NOBBERS & CURRY POWER.

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                    • Originally posted by Sid Snot View Post
                      And for our forum postman....

                      One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin. "Wow David, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the postman comments. David, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM I.'

                      The postman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?"

                      "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women who were blindfolded try to guess who it is by touch & feel."

                      The postman laughs and says, "Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it."

                      "Probably a good thing you did," David responded. "Your name came up 7 times."
                      Ha Ha Ha..... very good Sid.

                      I think ive heard it before, but it still made me laugh..

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                      • A cabbie picks up a nun in Blackpool. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
                        He replies, 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'
                        She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
                        'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
                        She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1. you have to be single and 2. you must be Catholic.'
                        The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
                        'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
                        The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a lady of the night blush.
                        But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
                        'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'
                        'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
                        The nun says, 'That's ok. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.’
                        Clean Sheets Win Championships. UP THE NOBBERS & CURRY POWER.

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                        • Very Funny Sid, made me chuckle

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                          • His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.

                            He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak.

                            "My son, Bernie, I want you to take Brackenbury Road."

                            "My daughter Sybil, you take the properties on Eldon Street."

                            "My son, Jamie, I want you to take Plungington Road"

                            "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on Ripon Street."

                            The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as he slips away, the nurse says: " Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.”

                            The wife replies, "The arsehole had a paper round."


                            Clean Sheets Win Championships. UP THE NOBBERS & CURRY POWER.

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                            • Internal Memo

                              FROM: PNE-Online Admin, Human Resources Director
                              TO: All Online Contributors
                              DATE: November 29, 2018

                              RE: Christmas Party

                              I'm happy to inform you that the Forum Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our Senior Administrator shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchanges of gifts among members can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!

                              Merry Christmas to you and your family.

                              HRD - Admin








                              Internal Memo

                              FROM: PNE-Online Admin, Human Resources Director
                              TO: All Online Contributors
                              DATE: November 30, 2018

                              RE: Holiday Party

                              In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on, we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to those still celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment.

                              Happy now?

                              Happy Holidays to you and your family,



                              HRD - Admin








                              Internal Memo

                              FROM: PNE-Online Admin, Human Resources Director
                              TO: All Online Contributors
                              DATE: December 1, 2018

                              RE: Christmas Party

                              Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this?

                              Somebody?

                              And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives believe $10.00 is a little cheap.



                              REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.


                              HRD - Admin








                              Internal Memo

                              FROM: PNE-Online Admin, Human Resources Director
                              TO: All Online Contributors
                              DATE: December 2, 2018

                              RE: Generic Holiday Party

                              What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?

                              Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms.

                              Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each group will have their own table.

                              Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table.

                              To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about confusion in the restrooms. Sorry.

                              We will have booster seats for short people.

                              Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.

                              I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used in the food . The Grill House suggests that people with high blood pressure taste a bit first.

                              There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry!




                              Did I miss anything?!?!?




                              HRD - Admin








                              Internal Memo

                              FROM: PNE-Online Admin, Human Resources Director
                              TO: All Online Contributors
                              DATE: December 3, 2018


                              RE: The Fucking Holiday Party



                              I've had it with you vegetarian pricks!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your fucking salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW!

                              The rest of you fucking weirdos can kiss my ass. I hope you all have a rotten holiday!




                              The HRD - Admin from Hell!!!








                              Internal Memo

                              FROM: PNE-Online Admin, Acting Human Resources Director
                              TO: All Online Contributors
                              DATE: December 4, 2018

                              RE: Human Resources Director and the Christmas Party


                              I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing our Forum Human Resources Director a speedy recovery and I'll continue to forward your cards to the asylum.

                              In the meantime, Senior Admin has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off.

                              Happy Holidays!



                              Clean Sheets Win Championships. UP THE NOBBERS & CURRY POWER.

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                              • Originally posted by Sid Snot View Post
                                Internal Memo

                                FROM: PNE-Online Admin, Human Resources Director
                                TO: All Online Contributors
                                DATE: November 29, 2018

                                RE: Christmas Party

                                I'm happy to inform you that the Forum Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our Senior Administrator shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchanges of gifts among members can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!

                                Merry Christmas to you and your family.

                                HRD - Admin








                                Internal Memo

                                FROM: PNE-Online Admin, Human Resources Director
                                TO: All Online Contributors
                                DATE: November 30, 2018

                                RE: Holiday Party

                                In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on, we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to those still celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment.

                                Happy now?

                                Happy Holidays to you and your family,



                                HRD - Admin








                                Internal Memo

                                FROM: PNE-Online Admin, Human Resources Director
                                TO: All Online Contributors
                                DATE: December 1, 2018

                                RE: Christmas Party

                                Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this?

                                Somebody?

                                And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives believe $10.00 is a little cheap.



                                REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.


                                HRD - Admin








                                Internal Memo

                                FROM: PNE-Online Admin, Human Resources Director
                                TO: All Online Contributors
                                DATE: December 2, 2018

                                RE: Generic Holiday Party

                                What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?

                                Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms.

                                Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each group will have their own table.

                                Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table.

                                To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about confusion in the restrooms. Sorry.

                                We will have booster seats for short people.

                                Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.

                                I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used in the food . The Grill House suggests that people with high blood pressure taste a bit first.

                                There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry!




                                Did I miss anything?!?!?




                                HRD - Admin








                                Internal Memo

                                FROM: PNE-Online Admin, Human Resources Director
                                TO: All Online Contributors
                                DATE: December 3, 2018


                                RE: The Fucking Holiday Party



                                I've had it with you vegetarian pricks!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your fucking salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW!

                                The rest of you fucking weirdos can kiss my ass. I hope you all have a rotten holiday!




                                The HRD - Admin from Hell!!!








                                Internal Memo

                                FROM: PNE-Online Admin, Acting Human Resources Director
                                TO: All Online Contributors
                                DATE: December 4, 2018

                                RE: Human Resources Director and the Christmas Party


                                I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing our Forum Human Resources Director a speedy recovery and I'll continue to forward your cards to the asylum.

                                In the meantime, Senior Admin has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off.

                                Happy Holidays!


                                Excellent Sid well done very funny

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