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  • Your Daily Profanisaurus

    A new series of daily definitions from the Viz Profanisaurus.

    foxymoron: n. A lady whose incredible physical attractiveness is matched only by her marked lack of intellect.
    East Midlands Branch

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    pissterical: adj. In a state of uncontrolled alcohol-induced panic, anger or excitement.
    East Midlands Branch

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    • #3
      mid-loaf crisis: n. Anything that spoils the enjoyment of a good tom tit, eg. The doorbell or a dawning realisation that there is no bumwad
      East Midlands Branch

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      • #4
        Keep 'em coming jonny

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        • #5
          Arsehole farm: a golf course
          Bill Hicks was right about everything.

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          • #6
            wanking ears: n. Descriptive of the bat-like, heightened sensitivity of hearing achieved by a fellow indulging in a bit of self discipline.
            East Midlands Branch

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            • #7
              harbour master: n. A man who has piloted the course of a few tugboats in his time, he can tell you. A stickman, fanny hopper, crumpeteer.
              East Midlands Branch

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              • #8
                gash mark six: n. A state of feminine arousal. ‘A lady's oven must be heated to gash mark six before the gentleman slams in his lamb.'
                East Midlands Branch

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                • #9
                  Leonardo n. An annoying little piece of shit that refuses to go down the pan after the main dreadnought has sunk. Named after the little actor who annoyingly floated around, refusing to die quickly at the end of Titanic.
                  Bill Hicks was right about everything.

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                  • #10
                    innuendo n. Italian suppository
                    Clean Sheets Win Championships. UP THE NOBBERS & CURRY POWER.

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                    • #11
                      diploma n. the guy you call to come over and fix your leaky taps
                      Clean Sheets Win Championships. UP THE NOBBERS & CURRY POWER.

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                      • #12
                        ignoranus n, totally stupid and an arsehole
                        Clean Sheets Win Championships. UP THE NOBBERS & CURRY POWER.

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                        • #13
                          Put the glue back in the cupboard Sid
                          Vote For John Brown

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Liberation View Post
                            Put the glue back in the cupboard Sid
                            You really are no fun
                            Clean Sheets Win Championships. UP THE NOBBERS & CURRY POWER.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sid Snot View Post
                              You really are no fun
                              Vote For John Brown

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