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    Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.
    The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.

    Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating it too.

    When he arrived back at the beach Ms Lobster exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?

    "Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."

    She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"

  • #2
    Originally posted by Bhagwan H View Post
    Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.
    The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.

    Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating it too.

    When he arrived back at the beach Ms Lobster exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?

    "Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."

    She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Bhagwan H View Post
      Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.
      The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.

      Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating it too.

      When he arrived back at the beach Ms Lobster exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?

      "Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."

      She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"
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      • #4
        You know me Bhaggers. Sensitive disposition, well brought up and all that.

        Well I was staying in a hotel last week and i called the girl on Reception and asked if the porn channel could be disabled.

        She called me a sick bastard.

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        • #5
          Why did the Lobster limp out of the singles bar?

          He pulled a mussel:}
          Last edited by Hitchhiker; 07-11-2017, 09:52 PM.

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