Novembers Caption Competition

[JK]

Let's see if we can cheer ourselves up with our monthly caption competition.

 

[pnemad25]

Let's see if we can cheer ourselves up with our monthly caption competition.

" Phil say hello to your new goalkeeper coach"

 

[kopite]

Let's see if we can cheer ourselves up with our monthly caption competition.

I have bought you a new goalkeeper Phil. Just line him up in front of goal and hope for the best. He is better at catching crosses than any of our current keepers.

 

[Barton]

We cant afford a taxi for you.

 

[surf]

"New goalkeeping coach" sheer class, pissed myself on that one. Still Laughing now. Top man

 

[Dannypne7]

Let's see if we can cheer ourselves up with our monthly caption competition.

Horse: "Hey Trev, well done on conning all those numpties out of their share money. I wouldn't have sold to a mingey old goat like you, and I'm a dumb horse!"

Hemmings: "Less of the mingey nag, or it's the KiteKat factory for you. I can get £1.52 per leg nowadays, tha'knows."

 

[Guinness]

Let's see if we can cheer ourselves up with our monthly caption competition.

''I was going to give PNE some money to get them out of this mess, but I bought this horse instead''

 

[Dazza]

Let's see if we can cheer ourselves up with our monthly caption competition.

Don't take pictures of me you fools i'm keeping the North End fans guessing as to wether i'm alive or dead!!

 

[nobleroman]

Let's see if we can cheer ourselves up with our monthly caption competition.

As Clarke Carlisle has got that driving ban, I've come up with another way for him to get to the training ground.

 

[Dannypne7]

Let's see if we can cheer ourselves up with our monthly caption competition.

Horse: "Hey Trev, thanks for this horse outfit. Last night I got bummed mercilessly by Hedgehunter."

Hemmings: "Don't mention it Maurice."

 

[HeyshamWhite]

Let's see if we can cheer ourselves up with our monthly caption competition.

Hemmings misunderstands Brown's request to sign a thoroughbred to replace his donkeys

 

[Tugg Speedman]

Let's see if we can cheer ourselves up with our monthly caption competition.

Think this quote is a bit unfair on TH, but may be apt for some peoples opinion of him...

"I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary." ~Mark Twain


This other quote will be one reason why he loves horses so much...

"A horse is the projection of peoples' dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence." ~Pam Brown

I wish PNE could give us escape from our mundane existence, but there's fat chance of that right now!

 

[Guinness]

Hemmings misunderstands Brown's request to sign a thoroughbred to replace his donkeys

great!

 

[Gordon Bennett]

Let's see if we can cheer ourselves up with our monthly caption competition.

Does my wallet look big in this?

 

[peter g]

so let me see if i've got this straight trev you want me to put on the number 22 shirt and trot out at the next home game and run the show naaa problem

 

[billymac]

Let's see if we can cheer ourselves up with our monthly caption competition.

Why the long face you ask, well Brown has me down for the next team bonding and I am not letting those fuckers ride me, that is a job for twinckle toes.

 

[Lord Edgington]

Let's see if we can cheer ourselves up with our monthly caption competition.

Ding Dong
Later on would you like to come back to my room ?

And as for you young lady please ensure this filly is well groomed !

 

[LeylanTiger]

No, No, Trev. I said he needs to go on a goalkeeping course !

 

[jumping mouse]

" Phil say hello to your new goalkeeper coach"

New goal keeping coach? 'Say hello to you new goal keeper' surely

 

[giro]

Let's see if we can cheer ourselves up with our monthly caption competition.

Phil Brown: "No Trev, that's not what i meant when i said we need a St Leger replacement!"