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The Personal Abuse Thread.

Dear Deirdre, I got called a bell end and a tit by someone in the same post. Is a masculine noun balanced out by a feminine mean I am free from insult, or do I take into account my moobs, thus eliminating the tit, and leaving a bell end?
 
Rothwellwhite said:
Dear Deirdre, I got called a bell end and a tit by someone in the same post. Is a masculine noun balanced out by a feminine mean I am free from insult, or do I take into account my moobs, thus eliminating the tit, and leaving a bell end?
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Dear Roth ,

Sadly you have been the victim of a society that constantly mixes genders , or more precisely , gender specific body parts.

Although both organs secreat bodily fluids , there is a clever link. The emissions from the , ahem Bell end start the human reproductive process resulting in a birth. Said infant then feeds from the , ahem , tit.

So depending on which order said insults were.delivered , they may have thought it through better than we thought.

Hope this helps.

Aunt P.
 
pnematic said:
Dear Roth ,

Sadly you have been the victim of a society that constantly mixes genders , or more precisely , gender specific body parts.

Although both organs secreat bodily fluids , there is a clever link. The emissions from the , ahem Bell end start the human reproductive process resulting in a birth. Said infant then feeds from the , ahem , tit.

So depending on which order said insults were.delivered , they may have thought it through better than we thought.

Hope this helps.

Aunt P.
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This is way too logical for this thread you maig.
 
Personally im at a loss as to why anybody should want to be abusive to each other , its a footy site for crikey sake enough is enough .
 
What i don,t get is why are we all being lined up to walk and talk the same ? some peoples language is more colorful i grant you but that only makes up for the fact we have some very polite people on here . It wouldn't be much of a forum if we all acted the same , its like a fucking dictatorship getting .
 
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