I used to work in Sports Max (if anyone remembers that place) and sold David Moyes about £500 worth of random sports stuff including a pair of Rockport, the chavvy ones.
Billy Bodin lives a couple of doors down from me so see him nearly every day but never really spoke to him. He said hello once and then saw me in a PNE shirt so avoids eye contact now
A girl we used to know was going out with Ricardo Fuller and he cheated on her (allegedly) so we prank called him a lot for a while. He had just left PNE as well so it was a double whammy.
I had to work at the training ground quite a lot and met Alex Neil, Frankie, Jack and the analysts and they are all really nice people, especially Frankie. Alex was a bit forward but the internet was going slow and wasn't too happy and slow internet pisses everyone off.
They have a floor at the training ground just above the exercise machines with the physio's office and I had to get in there while they were all doing yoga. There's nowhere near enough room so had to step over Andrew Hughes and Eoin Doyle while they were in a really weird yoga positions. Very awkward.
My best footballer encounter was with Andy Cole at Manchester Airport. We were queuing up at Manchester Airport to fly to Gatwick and me and him got pulled out and got fully checked, shoes off and all that, but only us two. I tapped him on the shoulder and said something like 'I cant believe we are in Manchester and they don't recognise one of Manchester United's most famous players' and just simply said 'Nah mate, its coz I'm black'. We had little laugh and wished each other well. Nice bloke.