Recent content by Stoned Rose

Horrah, another "News"paper for the idiot masses. Long live ignorance, long live stupity. If you've bought it today check the middle section of your arm for your bum hole and well done

.........isn't a contender for the dullest twat in history award? Ok, I know a few and they are ok people, but if I was ever stuck in a lift with the most entertaining Bleakburn fan for more half an hour I’d cold blooded strangle the boring fucker with their own intestines if I had to listen to...

Quite looking forward to his game, with ManUre after revenge after being turned over earlier on in the season. Citeh missing Yaya Toure might be vulnerable without their most influential player. No doubt all the pubs will be full of glory hunting cunts.

There could be group that is: Spain Italy Greece Ireland The dreaded group of debt. Ba, boom, tish. I'll get me coat.

I know it has to be ratified by Parliament, and no doubt some one will come up with some reason to block this because as far as I'm concerned all those twats in Parliament are just out to protect the rich and screw the rest of us over but, well take a look. Here

The EU should sink boats carrying illegal immigrants to prevent them entering Europe, British National Party leader Nick Griffin has told the BBC. What a load of utter shite, the Yanks & the Commies have recently agreed to cut back on Nuclear stockplies, why waste them, why not just wipe Africa...

Great Movie, even if you hate Man U go and watch it, it’s hilarious.

Stay On Standby for tickets On sale tomorrow morning. http://www.seetickets.com/see/event.asp?artist=SHED+SEVEN&filler1=see&filler2=home http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/Shed-Seven-tickets/artist/776892 Top band.

The plans to make a new TV series called CSI Burnley have had to be scrapped after producers found that no one there had any dental records and everyone had the same DNA.

The Ethiopian’s have organised a rock concert to raise money for the poor in Bumley. Bravo.

http://newcontinentalcountdown.blogspot.com/ Really hope they make a success out of this place as its a great boozer which I'm sure every Preston drinker who's ever spent a hot summer afternoon there, will have either (or both) a soft spot for or some happy memories. Went down the pan after...

Might go to the MEN gig, but bit close to Crimbo, so dunno. Not a massive fan but a few of mates are, any others on here, details.

Ever owned a cat or a cat lover? Enjoy: s13dLaTIHSg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s13dLaTIHSg&feature=related w0ffwDYo00Q http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q&feature=user 4rb8aOzy9t4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rb8aOzy9t4&feature=user

http://www.feederweb.com/gigs.php Might go to 21 October 2008 - Apollo, Manchester, bit pissed of its a Tuesday and not a weekend gig though. :(

Man U are gonna win it, yawn. Chelsea 2nd. Liverpool or Arse 3rd. YAWN Maybe Newcastle, Villa or some others might break into the top 4, but really, will they? No, not really, the Prem is shite.