I don't think we have the fanbase for it. You could rewrite Roxanne with some perfectly fitting lyrics, timed to a tee and then go and try and get it going on matchday and you'll be on your own before being drowned out by Barmy Army.I do think the Roxanne thing will work, someone smarter than me needs to figure out the next line but I’m thinking something along the lines of swapping light with white (shirt) etc.