Ben Pearson song

Joshua_Rand

Youth Team
‘Ben Pearson is magic
He wears a magic hat
He’s our midfield master
He’ll snap you if he can
He plays in white and navy
For Alex Neil’s men,
Aaaand when he gets a yellow card
We’ll sing this song again
.....

Simple!
 

paddysr

Moderator
Staff member
Patron
‘Ben Pearson is magic
He wears a magic hat
He’s our midfield master
He’ll snap you if he can
He plays in white and navy
For Alex Neil’s men,
Aaaand when he gets a yellow card
We’ll sing this song again
.....

Simple!
I actually like this one
 

L30N

Reserve
Im here all week :)

Ten Green Bottles Tune

5 more yellows, and Pearson will be banned
5 more yellows, and Pearson will be banned
And the shit-blind bastard, is gonna raise his hand (everyone point at ref)
There'll be 4 more yellows and Pearson will be banned.
 

kingpne

First Team
Seen one which goes:

'5 foot 9, hard as fuck our centre mid is Pearo
Even when he gets sent off he's still our fucking hero'

Not bad to be fair.
 

zwebbhead

Reserve
That song is two verses, needs a start imo

There is a lad whos number 4, he plays for Preston North End
When he gets booked and Preston win it always makes my weekend
5 foot 9, hard as fuck our centre mid is Pearo
Even when he gets sent off he's still our fucking hero


There is a lad whos number 4, he plays for Preston North End
The best player in the league and Bradley Dack is frightened
5 foot 9, hard as fuck our centre mid is Pearo
Even when he gets sent off he's still our fucking hero
 
How about a slight change to the title of Kasabian's song to "I'm in love with a psycho"
Good shout that actually, I've always thought that song would work for a football chant.

These are the actual lyrics:

You're in love with a psycho
You're in love with a psycho
And there's nothing you can do about it
I got you running all around it
You're in love with a psycho
You're in love with a psycho
And there's nothing you can do about it
You never gonna be without it

Sure someone more lyrically inclined can do summat with that.
 
Good shout that actually, I've always thought that song would work for a football chant.

These are the actual lyrics:

You're in love with a psycho
You're in love with a psycho
And there's nothing you can do about it
I got you running all around it
You're in love with a psycho
You're in love with a psycho
And there's nothing you can do about it
You never gonna be without it

Sure someone more lyrically inclined can do summat with that.
Had a brainwave (it's dead shit)

Ben Pearson is a psycho
Ben Pearson is a psycho
And there's nothing we can do it about it
But that's the way we fucking like it

can't be arsed doing another verse, just repeat that one until he two foots someone
 
He’s in love with a yellow
He’s in love with a yellow
And there’s nothing we can do about it
Hes never gonna be without it... etc etc

Best I have that.
 

Dirty Harry

First Team
Ten Green Bottles Tune

5 more yellows, till Benny Pearson's banned
5 more yellows, till Benny Pearson's banned
And the that (shit or blind) bastard is gonna raise his hand (everyone point at ref)
There'll be 4 more yellows till Benny Pearson's banned.

Obvs repeat till no more yellows and then either a chorus of 'Bring out the Ledson' or simply yellows, yellows, yellows.

Not sure whether it would draw further unwanted attention to his disciplinary record...or potentially make the refs think twice about showing a card....but, everyone loves a repetitive footy song and i am fully expecting to hear this masterpiece belted out at Bolton next week cha!
Have I read this wrongly or are you suggesting Pearson can get five yellow cards in the same match?
 

Dirty Harry

First Team
Instead, why don't we just keep repeating the tongue-twister 'red Lorry yellow Lorry' but 'red card yellow card' whenever Pearson gets on the ball?
 

fac51

Reserve
That song is two verses, needs a start imo

There is a lad whos number 4, he plays for Preston North End
When he gets booked and Preston win it always makes my weekend
5 foot 9, hard as fuck our centre mid is Pearo
Even when he gets sent off he's still our fucking hero


There is a lad whos number 4, he plays for Preston North End
The best player in the league and Bradley Dack is frightened
5 foot 9, hard as fuck our centre mid is Pearo
Even when he gets sent off he's still our fucking hero
This is a winner for me...never heard it but seems like a great song...forget that shite that I made up in the original post...close the thread cha!
 

fac51

Reserve
The second verse is the better one imo....


There is a lad whos number 4, he plays for Preston North End
The greatest player in the league and Bradley Dack is frightened
5 foot 9, hard as fuck our centre mid is Pearo
Even when he gets sent off he's still our fucking hero
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Think this one verse repeated would be a great song.
 

fac51

Reserve
The second verse is the better one imo....


There is a lad who's number 4, he plays for Preston North End
The greatest player in the league and Bradley Dack is frightened
5 foot 9, hard as fuck our governor is Pearo
And even when he gets sent off he's still our fucking hero
Think this one verse repeated would be a great song.
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zwebbhead

Reserve
There is a lad who's number 4, our governor is Pearo
And even when he gets sent off he's still our fucking hero
5 foot 9, hard as fuck and plays for Preston North End
The greatest player in the league and Bradley Dack is frightened
Barry Bannan's frightened
Jay Spearing's frightened
Freddy Krugers frightened
Mr T is frightened
Tyson Fury's frightened
(keep going with loads of funny ones)

Ive found this is an old United song about Ibrahimovic...
 

fac51

Reserve
There is a lad who's number 4, our governor is Pearo
And even when he gets sent off he's still our fucking hero
5 foot 9, hard as fuck and plays for Preston North End
The greatest player in the league and Bradley Dack is frightened
Barry Bannan's frightened
Jay Spearing's frightened
Freddy Krugers frightened
Mr T is frightened
Tyson Fury's frightened
(keep going with loads of funny ones)

Ive found this is an old United song about Ibrahimovic...
Yep...great song.. sounds better that way round imo
 

G Town Whites

Youth Team
5 foot 9 hard as fuck our centre mid is pearo
And even when he gets sent off he’s still our fucking hero.
Repeat
That would be enough for us oldies to learn!!
 

pnefc ok

Reserve
To the song Man Eater by Hall and Oates:

Wo-oooah Ben Pearo
Watch out or he'll ... knock you out
Wo-oooah Ben Pearo...he's a Psycho!!!

He's our number four
Break your leg, no need to score
Woo-ooah Ben Pearo
He's a Pcychoooooo!!!
 
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