I like defenders, I can eat a whole one with a bit of pepper........
It appears to me like theres smoke coming out of his nostrils like a snorting bull.
Time for a Butter Pie.
Like your butternut squashWill somebody just pull this damn lightsabre out of my jaw
Do you smell popcorn?
Some crap reference to Sir Tom. Duh.Why is there a sink plunger sticking out of his chin?
Victor Kiam was his barberViktor Krum spots Hermoine....
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When are we next playing Blackpool?
Didn't realise he was a caviar fan!