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[FootballcrazyP_]

Peter ridsdale simon Grayson and iain Hume,the conversations up to you ;-)

Peter - Iain, we've received an offer for you that is to good to refuse. But you have an option of a lower wage package to stay here if you want, So Sign and stay or collect your things.
Iain - Who's the Club?
Simon - Stevenage
Iain - get me the contract, I'll sign.

 

[Nobber]

All joking aside, that is how I think the conversation will have gone !!

Along the lines of " its gonna be a big season for this football club Iain, do you want to be part of it or not ? "

I reckon that they will be looking to reduce his wages but dangle a big promotion bonus in front of him just as they will have done with KD !!

It's a fair point but as captions go its not very witty!

 

[Nobber]

Yeh, like people with nearly 16,000 posts.

What about over 20k? Am I beneath you petal?

 

[Jalapneo]

Peter ridsdale simon Grayson and iain Hume,the conversations up to you ;-)

'Francesca for me'.

'Leah for me'.

P.R. 'That Luisa, I could fucking nail that bitch's ass to the floor!'

 

[Wickerbasket]

"Okay Iain we will let you stay at North End, but only if you give us your best Dino Maamria impression".

 

[Haggerty F]

'Paaarrrppp'


'lol'

 

[Longshanks]

Peter ridsdale simon Grayson and iain Hume,the conversations up to you ;-)

Grayson - "If we offer you a new contract, Iain, will you tell us what you've done with Peter's left leg?"

 

[MrHodgeheg123]

Peter ridsdale simon Grayson and iain Hume,the conversations up to you ;-)

You've two choices pal. Sign and take a 50% pay cut or end up like these four other clowns, buried up to your head and used as target practice.

 

[Headlights]

Peter ridsdale simon Grayson and iain Hume,the conversations up to you ;-)

Grayson - Peter, this is a player we've had on the books for a while and I'd like us to keep at any price.

Ridsdale - what's your name, pal?

Hume - er, Seth Johnson.

 

[aspire]

SG - Well Iain, seeing as you are asking, it's a model submarine. Guess where you will be sitting for most of next season?

 

[mells bells]

Ok Humey you can stay, as long as you promise to lay off the KFC.

 

[captain scrote]

Peter ridsdale simon Grayson and iain Hume,the conversations up to you ;-)

'Listen I know a way round tax issues that might mean you can stay.'

 

[Metal]

Now look Iain, Peter here thinks you've put a bit of weight on.

And where does Peter train? Ashworths pie factory.

 

[Gordon Bennett]

Peter ridsdale simon Grayson and iain Hume,the conversations up to you ;-)

Hume: Do you think you are kidding?

Mr Ridsdale: If you think old England's done.

 

[deepdaledes]

Peter ridsdale simon Grayson and iain Hume,the conversations up to you ;-)

"Don't look now Kevin, but the stalkerazzi are still following you."

 

[Longshanks]

"Don't look now Kevin, but the stalkerazzi are still following you."

Kevin?

 

[deepdaledes]

Kevin?

I'm on a phone, the pic is tiny and I must admit I didn't read any of the thread. Not even the title