Probably a drunken moped accident.What's the story with the missing leg, Sepp?
Probably a drunken moped accident.What's the story with the missing leg, Sepp?
One night, a few years back, the missus heard some mewling and sobbing outside the garden. She went out and found the kitten lying at the side of the road minus his leg - probably hit by a car. She brought him in, we gave him some cat painkillers, then we took him to the vet the next day - she amputated what was left of the leg.What's the story with the missing leg, Sepp?
Some? Jesus Sepp, you have more cats than our local Cat rescue centre, hope they are neutered?Some of the cats at breakfast time:
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All neutered - we take in a lot of orphans because there isn't really a cat charity around here.Some? Jesus Sepp, you have more cats than our local Cat rescue centre, hope they are neutered?
A fine, worthy job you have undertaken Sepp...All neutered - we take in a lot of orphans because there isn't really a cat charity around here.
Good lad @Sepp Blatter 👏👏👏👏👏All neutered - we take in a lot of orphans because there isn't really a cat charity around here.
Mrs Camelcoat just messaged me, our cat Ozzy has just done a massive dump on the bath🤣. Thing is hes never shat in the house, not even in his litter when he was a kitten. Must have worked out that's the room we do it in so why should he miss out.
Lot worse places he could have done it in. Just hope he doesn't make a habit of it.👏
Sorry. Only looking at that now I realise how gross it is. Mrs isn't seeing the funny side either.🤢There goes my teatime appetite.
That must have been the same doghouse I was in yesterday for referring to a cockeyed damsel on a dating show that flashed on as me lady channel hopped. Displacing the blame by stating other blokes might refer to her as s bit of a munter didnt seem to cut it.Sorry. Only looking at that now I realise how gross it is. Mrs isn't seeing the funny side either.🤢
Sorry. Only looking at that now I realise how gross it is. Mrs isn't seeing the funny side either.🤢
No he'll shit himself properly then. Hang on, are you a vet? Kerching!Have you taken him to the vet yet??