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deany

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I crossed paths with more than one bad tempered, wouldn't say no to snacking on a mzungu big cat on my travels. Cats I bloody ate em!

Were they tasty?

I have come across some nasty hard faced toms in my time myself.

my white cat from the desert for example..... I wouldn't fuck with him. he can draw blood with ease and takes on cats twice his size. he's a nutter.
 

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Ay. I can relate.
so many cats and dogs I saw die in front of my eyes in the UAE. horrible to see.

On a happier note it's not just us westerners that care for animals.
I once remember going to the local shop to buy cat food. there was an Arab guy in front of me in the queue in all his "dish dash" gear bung shit loads of cat food.

the Filipino checkout girl asked him how many cats he had. he said he had over a hundred!

The road takes the highest toll - it is a country road, but some of the locals drive very quickly. We have a lot of predators here, too - eagle owls, jackals, stray dogs, foxes, polecats, and badgers. Add to that the rugged terrain, and it is a tough life for the Spartan cats.

Some of the people here are like the Arab guy - one lovely Canadian-Greek lady living in Sparti has over 100 cats and feeds them at her own expense. Most people here have cats to keep down the vermin and do feed them, especially the old ladies - its just that they don't always understand giving them medicine or getting them sterilized. It's slowly getting better, though.
 

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Were they tasty?

I have come across some nasty hard faced toms in my time myself.

my white cat from the desert for example..... I wouldn't fuck with him. he can draw blood with ease and takes on cats twice his size. he's a nutter.

They didn't look very tasty after judicious application of .404 Jeffery from halitosis range.
 
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They kill an estimated 55 million wild birds in the UK alone. Never mind all the other kinds of creatures they torture without eating.

I have a lot of birds in the garden bean.

Our cat doesn't go out. If we do decide to let her out, I'd put a bell on her collar.
 

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Hate cats.

Fucking arrogant, self centred, would vote Tory if they could pricks!!

And they use other people's gardens as a toilet which angers me.
 

MOSSYPNE

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My cats kill hundreds of birds every year.

They also kill rabbits, frogs, mice and small deer.

They would murder any cat that has been mentioned on here, including Deanys immigrant cats, and would without doubt vote UKIP.
 

MOSSYPNE

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My cat is the hardest in South Ribble that's a fact and Mossy he is happy to meet yours by the river any time..... sorry Dirk ��

My cat would beat yours to a pulp with ease.

He's a street fighter and uses a cosh. He also runs a small band of pickpocket cats to fund his habit.
 

MOSSYPNE

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Mine will come alone but carries a stanley..... has close connections with Manchesters crime scene

You fool.

Only a idiot fights alone when they have back up, my cat will lure you in with his charm and wit and then smash your fucking head in with a steel bar before throwing your still twitching body into the river. Then his 'foot soldiers' rob your house.

And the Manchester crime scene is fuck all since 'Tommy the Tabby' was picked up by the RSPCA.
 

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You fool.

Only a idiot fights alone when they have back up, my cat will lure you in with his charm and wit and then smash your fucking head in with a steel bar before throwing your still twitching body into the river. Then his 'foot soldiers' rob your house.

And the Manchester crime scene is fuck all since 'Tommy the Tabby' was picked up by the RSPCA.

Yeah but Tommy was on the way down..... There is a new Thai Mafia on the scene with ping pong shooting Siamese cats....

My cat Ricardo can spot a smarmy bastard from miles away and wouldn't be lured in by charm and wit....
 

Bint

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Fck cats. I've got a terrier and a staffy.

They eat cats for breakfast.



(well the terrier would...staffy runs and hides when next doors cat comes into the garden. Wimpiest dog I've ever met.)
 

deany

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You fool.

Only a idiot fights alone when they have back up, my cat will lure you in with his charm and wit and then smash your fucking head in with a steel bar before throwing your still twitching body into the river. Then his 'foot soldiers' rob your house.

And the Manchester crime scene is fuck all since 'Tommy the Tabby' was picked up by the RSPCA.

You're both fools. you have forgotten that my cats are Arabs....

like all Muslims they have ISIS connections and would simply chop you're cats heads off!
 

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You're both fools. you have forgotten that my cats are Arabs....

like all Muslims they have ISIS connections and would simply chop you're cats heads off!


I've got to ask you this ...As an animal lover what are your feelings on the " ALF " ?..... Don't think they do much these days in this Country so you may not have heard of them.
 

deany

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based on a quick scan of that link they sound like a group of extremists.

I'm not keen on extremist groups in any form as they all tend to take things too far. regardless of whether they have good intentions or not.

I am an animal lover. I could easily be a veggie and not eat any of them (I was actually a veggie until my early 20's).

what I don't agree with is forcing others to be veggies too.
like with everything I find freedom is choice to be a very important right.

that said I don't shed a tear when an animal hunter becomes hunted himself and ends up as a meal. karma and all that.
 

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based on a quick scan of that link they sound like a group of extremists.

I'm not keen on extremist groups in any form as they all tend to take things too far. regardless of whether they have good intentions or not.

I am an animal lover. I could easily be a veggie and not eat any of them (I was actually a veggie until my early 20's).

what I don't agree with is forcing others to be veggies too.
like with everything I find freedom is choice to be a very important right.

that said I don't shed a tear when an animal hunter becomes hunted himself and ends up as a meal. karma and all that.

That was sort of what I was asking.... Yes, they are extremists and I can't deny that but they do have a good cause at heart. Animals .

It's humans that I have a problem with because they should know better.

Thanks for the reply. Appreciated.
 

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They kill an estimated 55 million wild birds in the UK alone. Never mind all the other kinds of creatures they torture without eating.

Had 3 cats, 2 still with me - Poppy is 16 tomorrow - and the only thing they've ever brought back is when Kurt used to bring elastic bands back.

Poppy has never ever left the back yard in her 16 years nor has Jessy who is almost 3. Kurt did though. Found the odd dead Spider though in the past!
 
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