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You're both fools. you have forgotten that my cats are Arabs....

like all Muslims they have ISIS connections and would simply chop you're cats heads off!

Yeah but individually soft as shit and have to hide behind masks, large groups and attack innocent people through suicide bombings
 

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Had 3 cats, 2 still with me - Poppy is 16 tomorrow - and the only thing they've ever brought back is when Kurt used to bring elastic bands back.

Poppy has never ever left the back yard in her 16 years nor has Jessy who is almost 3. Kurt did though. Found the odd dead Spider though in the past!

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Had 3 cats, 2 still with me - Poppy is 16 tomorrow - and the only thing they've ever brought back is when Kurt used to bring elastic bands back.

Poppy has never ever left the back yard in her 16 years nor has Jessy who is almost 3. Kurt did though. Found the odd dead Spider though in the past!

I think me and JD are the forum cat wierdos.
 

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I think the fact I'm allergic to, and slightly scared of them, influences my view somewhat.

No offence meant pal.

What scares you about them out of interest?
I appreciate cat is a broad term... maybe you're scared of lions rather than a house cat ;-)
 
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What scares you about them out of interest?
I appreciate cat is a broad term... maybe your scared of lions rather than a house cat ;-)

The sudden movements they make, the way they skulk across the floor and then jump/pounce, petrifies me.

I'm fine with lions and tigers and the like, it's house cats that scare/worry me.
 

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I'm an animal lover but, try as I might, I just don't get cats at all. I think I'll stick with dogs, though, by the sound of the ferocious cats around, my Labrador would be toast were he to happen upon the psychos owned by pneonliners.....
 

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Hate cats.

Fucking arrogant, self centred, would vote Tory if they could pricks!!

And they use other people's gardens as a toilet which angers me.


They kill an estimated 55 million wild birds in the UK alone. Never mind all the other kinds of creatures they torture without eating.

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I've nothing against cats that are fitted with bells to prevent them killing birds.... and cats that use cat litter in their own houses rather than shitting in my garden.

In fact I quite like them.

But all other cats should be painlessly shot.
 

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In todays world its been said that cat choice is a subconscious indicator of ones position on the political spectrum. If its allowable in present society to discuss fur colour, as an owner of a calico bearing an even shade of white, dark brown and ginger, I think Ive got all angles covered in the event of any accusation of discriminatory attitude.
 
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