Dogs

[Quentin Mohamm_]

Dogs, without question.

If you died in your own home, your pet dog would lick you to try to revive you.
Your cat would start eating you within hours.

Thats the difference. Cats are evil.

 

[pnethor]

Dog ownership should be banned in this country.A dog is always liable to attack you no matter what the owners say.I have been attacked by dogs on quite a few occasions.Nasty little things.

 

[Dannypne7]

Dog ownership should be banned in this country.A dog is always liable to attack you no matter what the owners say.I have been attacked by dogs on quite a few occasions.Nasty little things.

Probably mistook your pungent aroma for that of a string of rancid sausages.

 

[Newspaper Joe]

I know that I'm in the minority here probably, because most people seem to like them (inexplicably).

I have to say, I can't stand the fuckers - chasing balls and sticks, shitting everywhere - I'd never have a dog me, they're pointless.

Dogs SUCK. Cats are where it's at.

Cats are sinister. Dogs are loyal. I am allergic to cats. Dogs stink.

I would probably have neither, but given the choice, it would be dogs every time.

 

[buzzer1980]

given the choice, it would be dogs every time.

*bites lip*

 

[Dannypne7]

Cats are sinister. Dogs are loyal. I am allergic to cats. Dogs stink.

EXHIBIT "A":

EXHIBIT "B":

EXHIBIT "C":

I rest my case.

 

[pnegirl78]

Do you have to pick one or the other ? I like dogs and I dont mind cats either

 

[deepdaledes]

Nowt wrong with exhibit C.

I wouldn't mind playing with her puppies.

 

[Dannypne7]

Nowt wrong with exhibit C.

I wouldn't mind playing with her puppies.

Are you being serious? She's a horribly irritating young lady.

And a ginner.

 

[deepdaledes]

Are you being serious? She's a horribly irritating young lady.

And a ginner.

Just like 9 out of 10 of the dogs you've been with...


There's no denying it.

 

[brianherron]

My mate has a dog who he treats like a human baby, it's sickening - he feeds it proper food like steak and it gets on my tits.

That's not steak on your tits - it's fat Anyway as the owner of a Yellow Labrador that hates cats I can honestly say it has a superior brain and outlook to any cat lovers out there.

 

[pnethor]

That's not steak on your tits - it's fat Anyway as the owner of a Yellow Labrador that hates cats I can honestly say it has a superior brain and outlook to any cat lovers out there.

I'm afraid i must disagree Mr Herron.I am a certified genius and i say dogs are rubbish and you therefore have little choice but to change your opinion with immediate effect and bow to the weight of my intellect.

 

[brianherron]

I'm afraid i must disagree Mr Herron.I am a certified genius and i say dogs are rubbish and you therefore have little choice but to change your opinion with immediate effect and bow to the weight of my intellect.

You've just proved me and my dog to be correct

 

[BobRoss]

Always had both & at the same time when growing up as a kid & when living on my own up until i ended up in the centre of Southampton renting an apartment where i'm not allowed even a fish.

The girl i am currently seeing has a Rat (albino), amusing to watch after a couple of pints.

So both for me.

 

[Dannypne7]

The girl i am currently seeing has a Rat (albino), amusing to watch after a couple of pints.

Why would she dye her minge white?

 

[shaky]

Why would she dye her minge white?

She hasn't, she's 80.

 

[AndySaville]

and bow to the weight of my intellect.

It wouldn't be the weight of your intellect!

 

[Mike]

Nowt wrong with exhibit C.

I wouldn't mind playing with her puppies.

One of the better picture of Geri Halliwell.

 

[northender0602]

Always had both & at the same time when growing up as a kid & when living on my own up until i ended up in the centre of Southampton renting an apartment where i'm not allowed even a fish.

The girl i am currently seeing has a Rat (albino), amusing to watch after a couple of pints.So both for me.

after you've had a couple of pints or the rat?

dogs for me but only big ones, had a black lab she was gorgeous, hate little dogs (rats on strings)

rats themselves ok tho

cats are ok, but I dont like the fact that they poo, bury it with thier paws them quite happily walk all over your kitchen worktops YAK!

 

[We8PNE]

Dogs are horrible creatures.

Lick their arse then lick your face,URGH!!

Thora, dogs are extremely intelligent creatures, although in your case they would probably struggle to differentiate between your arse and your face.