Some years ago I got chatting to Alan Smart in a surgery waiting room, as we were both waiting for the snip. He was due in the one before me. We chatted about PNE & his then work for Radio Lancs. Soon enough he is called in for his turn, pops on his gown & he's off. For the following 15 minutes I'm sat in the waiting room thinking "Oh shit.... It's me next". The palms start sweating & everything.... Next Alan appears in the waiting room post snip... Our eyes make contact... He nods his head at me... "Good luck" he said.... "Cheers" I reply. His wife turns up to drive him home.... As he is walking out of the door he turns to me and says in a broad Glaswegian accent "whatever you do, don't let them...………."... His wife dragged him away & he's gone. Didn't really help my anxiety levels !!