Funnies Thread - Feel Free to Add More

[paddysr]

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until it's bill withers

 

[OB1]

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until it's bill withers

Too soon Paddy. Too soon

 

[paddysr]

Too soon Paddy. Too soon

I waited a day

 

[LostinSpace]

 

[LostinSpace]

 

[LostinSpace]

 

[Marcus]

Hi, my name's Roy and my wife's got 2 cunts... I'm one of them!

 

[LostinSpace]

 

[Sid Snot]

A US clergyman has died after ingesting disinfectant.

Trump has been indicted with a bleach of the priest.

 

[Sid Snot]

The EFL are now seriously considering playing games without fans in the stands.

They contacted Blackpool for advice.

 

[Sid Snot]

 

[Sid Snot]

NFL is opening up this weekend. The Dallas Cowboys' cheerleaders are reporting back...

 

[Sid Snot]

An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven.

The woman said she would try her best.

The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.

"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking. But, then I bent over to look in the freezer, my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels, he pulled up my skirt and 'had his way with me' right then and there!"

"They don't like that in Heaven," said the Angel.

The woman replied: "They're not crazy about it in Asda either!"

 

[LostinSpace]

 

[LostinSpace]

 

[Sid Snot]

View attachment 591

Alternative - Spot the Canadian 😂

 

[LostinSpace]

 

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[LostinSpace]

Sent to me by an Ipswich fan....

 

[Sid Snot]