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[Sid Snot]

Quick whilst jake can't see

How about a vote to bring @Nobber back?

Yes, set up a pole!!

 

[Regardless]

Yes, set up a pole!!

Plant drugs in Robert Lewandowski’s kitbag- then call the cops?

 

[Lord Edgington]

Quick whilst jake can't see

How about a vote to bring @Nobber back?

How about serving the ban with the utmost humility and returning refreshed, new and improved
A change is as good as a rest and absence I believe makes the heart grow fonder

 

[shabbagaz]

Any chance this can be re-enabled?

 

[MrHodgeheg123]

Yes, set up a pole!!

Reminds me of Billy Connolly.
" I was walking through the Olympic Village when I saw a guy carrying a long stick like thing and i asked him are you a pole vaulter? He said no, I'm German but how did you know my name is Vaulter?"

 

[Sid Snot]

Reminds me of Billy Connolly.
" I was walking through the Olympic Village when I saw a guy carrying a long stick like thing and i asked him are you a pole vaulter? He said no, I'm German but how did you know my name is Vaulter?"

An oldie but very goodie 👍

 

[MrHodgeheg123]

An oldie but very goodie 👍

Always tickles me.

 

[Sid Snot]

Always tickles me.

British Merchant Ship: We are sinking.

German Coastguard: Ja, und vat are you sinking about?

 

[SimpleSimonSays]

British Merchant Ship: We are sinking.

German Coastguard: Ja, und vat are you sinking about?

Not to mention the classic "Carry On" joke:
Doctor to patient:" Big breaths,young lady"
Patient to doctor: "Yeth and I'm only thickthteen."