Random thoughts.

daddyman16

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Why did I buy a watch made in China?

Waterproof, shockproof, dustproof, anti-magnetic; it caught fire ☹

Chinese products make me laugh. That reminds me of when I was looking for a phone case on eBay, I came across some very disjointed English for one, the case was described in a series of bullet points:

Dux Ducis Skin Pro Series
-I'm unique glossy and dry
-At this moment enjoy the best protection
-Comfortable
-Smooth like skin
-Truly reveal
-Good touch
-Not cock up
-No smell
 
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