Why did I buy a watch made in China?
Waterproof, shockproof, dustproof, anti-magnetic; it caught fire ☹
Chinese products make me laugh. That reminds me of when I was looking for a phone case on eBay, I came across some very disjointed English for one, the case was described in a series of bullet points:
Dux Ducis Skin Pro Series
-I'm unique glossy and dry
-At this moment enjoy the best protection
-Smooth like skin
-Not cock up