Random thoughts.

[Nobber]

I have loads of random thoughts every day, some of them trouble me and can keep me awake at night, so I thought I would share them and see if any other posters have a similar brain.

In the last hour I’ve had:

How did Lloyd Grossman get his surname.

Where’s Deany.

Are there cobbles under every street in Preston.

 

[MBcha]

I like this thread already, I'll post mine as they occur.

 

[VIP 218]

Grossman is an old Jewish name meaning "large man" - chances are a few hundred years ago one of his ancestors was on the large size.

If the street was first built prior to WWI it probably does still have cobbles underneath it.

Deany is at home with his wife and child.

 

[jakehake]

There will come a time when this thread and preachs posting history will consciously couple

 

[Nobber]

Why did Permed hair ever become fashionable for men?

 

[mozzchops]

Why can't you buy fizzy milk?

 

[Nobber]

Why can't you buy fizzy milk?

That’s me banging in a copyright 👍🏻

 

[Nobber]

Why is toilet roll usually pink in France?

 

[mozzchops]

Why is toilet roll usually pink in France?

because their bathrooms are pink?

 

[MBcha]

Why don't you ever see a fork with 5 prongs?

 

[Nobber]

because their bathrooms are pink?

Nope. They have it everywhere. Always bloody pink.

 

[OB1]

Why don't you ever see a fork with 5 prongs?

You do in Burnley

 

[Nobber]

Why don't you ever see a fork with 5 prongs?

Good point.

 

[Nobber]

Where are the baby pigeons?

 

[raefil]

why are there no newts in Ingol?

 

[Spavin Stardust]

Where are the baby pigeons?

In the nest, or in the oven. In times gone by baby pigeon (squab) was considered a delicacy.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squab

 

[Nobber]

In the nest, or in the oven. In times gone by baby pigeon (squab) was considered a delicacy.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squab

The dirty bastards

 

[MrHodgeheg123]

How do spiders get into an empty sealed room?

 

[paddysr]

How do spiders get into an empty sealed room?

You never seen The Fly?

 

[Dirty Harry]

Why does the sun only come out when it's light?