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Random thoughts.

Do animals from different countries speak different languages? And do they have accents if from different parts of the same country?
 
I once wrote a 5 A4 page proof of why 27 divided by 5 was 5 remainder 2. Still not forgiven that lecturer.
Similar to this old classic. 3 ladies (could easily be 3 men) go into an electrical shop to buy a Radio. They choose one and itā€™s Ā£30, so they pay Ā£10 each. Shop owner says to the assistant, ā€œthey are friends of mine, knock em a fiver offā€. Assistant thinks, ā€œ I canā€™t split the fiver between 3, so he gives them Ā£1 each and puts Ā£2 in his pocket.

So, now theyā€™ve each paid Ā£9. Times that by 3 and thatā€™s Ā£27. Plus the Ā£2 the assistant put in his pocket. That makes Ā£29........ whereā€™s the other quid gone šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³
 
Similar to this old classic. 3 ladies (could easily be 3 men) go into an electrical shop to buy a Radio. They choose one and itā€™s Ā£30, so they pay Ā£10 each. Shop owner says to the assistant, ā€œthey are friends of mine, knock em a fiver offā€. Assistant thinks, ā€œ I canā€™t split the fiver between 3, so he gives them Ā£1 each and puts Ā£2 in his pocket.

So, now theyā€™ve each paid Ā£9. Times that by 3 and thatā€™s Ā£27. Plus the Ā£2 the assistant put in his pocket. That makes Ā£29........ whereā€™s the other quid gone šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³
Are we allowed to give the answer or do you want to build the tension first? ;)
 
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