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I'll just call you smelly Nobb from now on. šGet in. š
I'll just call you smelly Nobb from now on. šGet in. š
I think you already know the answer to that! Fatty. šWhy has the elastic on my underpants started rolling over at the front?
Why has the elastic on my underpants started rolling over at the front?
Yes. Cows from different parts of the country have a different accent to their moo.Do animals from different countries speak different languages? And do they have accents if from different parts of the same country?
Why is it that turds are tapered ? If they weren't, would it mean your arse would close with a bang ?
Oh so true.Mrs S bought me two ties last Xmas. I put one on. She says 'What's wrong with the other one'.
Similar to this old classic. 3 ladies (could easily be 3 men) go into an electrical shop to buy a Radio. They choose one and itās Ā£30, so they pay Ā£10 each. Shop owner says to the assistant, āthey are friends of mine, knock em a fiver offā. Assistant thinks, ā I canāt split the fiver between 3, so he gives them Ā£1 each and puts Ā£2 in his pocket.I once wrote a 5 A4 page proof of why 27 divided by 5 was 5 remainder 2. Still not forgiven that lecturer.
Are we allowed to give the answer or do you want to build the tension first?Similar to this old classic. 3 ladies (could easily be 3 men) go into an electrical shop to buy a Radio. They choose one and itās Ā£30, so they pay Ā£10 each. Shop owner says to the assistant, āthey are friends of mine, knock em a fiver offā. Assistant thinks, ā I canāt split the fiver between 3, so he gives them Ā£1 each and puts Ā£2 in his pocket.
So, now theyāve each paid Ā£9. Times that by 3 and thatās Ā£27. Plus the Ā£2 the assistant put in his pocket. That makes Ā£29........ whereās the other quid gone š³š³š³
It's because of the extra weight of the jam on the jam side, Sid.Why do jam butties always fall jam side to
t'carpet?