Random thoughts.

[Ando60]

Why do I have fluff in my bellybutton every night when I take my top off…..

 

[stf4ever]

The last battle in Preston thread has me wondering if
1,000,000 Gigabites = 1 Jacobite

Very good.

Was going to be a smart arse and correct it to 1024, but then realised that this smart arse can't read and you'd actually written 1,000,000.

 

[stf4ever]

Why do I have fluff in my bellybutton every night when I take my top off…..

And why does my missus get revolted by it?

 

[Preston Lad]

And why does my missus get revolted by it?

She’s revolted by @Ando60 bellybutton fluff or him taking his top off?🤔

 

[Ando60]

She’s revolted by @Ando60 bellybutton fluff or him taking his top off?🤔

My body is a temple PL

 

[Preston Lad]

My body is a temple PL

I’m sure it is Ando😄💪🏻

 

[Sid Snot]

My body is a temple PL

The Acropolis? A ruin? 😂😂

 

[pnewortham]

Why do I have fluff in my bellybutton every night when I take my top off…..

...and the fluff's always blue. Even when you've been wearing a white t-shirt all day...??

 

[222Mark]

Is it time to start another alien thread?

 

[pnewortham]

Is it time to start another alien thread?
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Bring back Mulder & Scully.

They were on to something.

 

[nigelscamelcoat]

Bit like the bad taxidermy from a few weeks back. Almost as funny.

 

[daddyman16]

Bit like the bad taxidermy from a few weeks back. Almost as funny.

If Alibaba did documentaries about Alibaba waxwork museums of celebrities.

 

[nigelscamelcoat]

If Alibaba did documentaries about Alibaba waxwork museums of celebrities.

Surely someone switched the John Kennedy for Sly Stalone?

 

[daddyman16]

Surely someone switched the John Kennedy for Sly Stalone?

What I want to know is who on Earth is Ebika Margoo at 18secs and Ziw Danz at 30secs?

 

[nigelscamelcoat]

What I want to know is who on Earth is Ebika Margoo at 18secs and Ziw Danz at 30secs?

Lol. I can't even conjour up an idea of how to find out. That Brazilian accent is ace.

 

[daddyman16]

Lol. I can't even conjour up an idea of how to find out. That Brazilian accent is ace.

Unfortunately, I think Googling Brazilian Wax Museum might bring up some NSFW results 😂

 

[nigelscamelcoat]

I have thought this many times. Good to know I'm not on my own.

Autumn is my favourite season, says knobhead who can f**k off

A TOTAL ars*hole has just proclaimed autumn to be his favourite of all the seasons.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

 

[nigelscamelcoat]

 

[jakehake]

Given the news of the last couple of days.

But if London Bridge really did fall down, how would Civil Servants tell each other without causing confusion and chaos?

 

[jarjar]

Given the news of the last couple of days.

But if London Bridge really did fall down, how would Civil Servants tell each other without causing confusion and chaos?

If London Bridge did fall down, which MP would be linked to the company that would win the contract to rebuild it?