I walked in as normal to take a look around the power tools and this guy from the builders yard asked if I’d like decking….,,,You weren’t causing a scene again at the B&Q checkouts on “Diamond Wednesday” were you?
(You’re probably spot on but like in politics you are never meant to target that demographic)
Anyhow, a quick retreat ensued and I made my way to grab a pensioners special from the local chip shop then onward to the ABC to watch the matinee with naturally reduced rate of course