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Sing a song for Pearo ....

raefil said:
Im not sure PNE fans are very good at this chantation malarkey :)
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Maybe we should keep it simple...

Ben Pearson do do do doo do
Ben Pearson do do do doo do
Ben Pearson do do do doo do
Ben Pearson

To the baby shark tune.....
 
He’ll point and shout,
And run about,
And with two feet he’ll take you out...
De de de de etc

I shall retire from ditty writing now, all tongue in cheek.
 
His name is Ben,
He plays like ten,
He’s like a Superman.
De de de etc

Definitely done now lol
 
Never gonna set one up,
Never gonna knock one in,
Always going to run around and foul you,
Never gonna pass you by,
Never gonna hit bullseye
Always going to kick your shins and hurt you.

With apologies to Rick Astley. Well, Stock, Aitken and Waterman anyway.
 
He likes being yellow carded and sliding in the rain, Ohhh Ben Pearson........... his mum's called Lorraine/he'll put you in pain? to the pina colada song.

I can't find my coat...
 
This must have been suggested before but why not just use "Pe-ar Pe-ar Pe-arson, Pearson, Pearson" to the tune of "I am the Music Man".

"Ben is our anchor man, he'll f*ck you out the way, and he will play (when he can play), he'll play for North End...
Ohh Pe-ar, Pe-ar..." etc

Or

To the tune of Donovan - "Mellow Yellow"

"I'm-a just mad about Pearson, he's just plain off his tree,
I'm-a just mad about Pearson, playing for P-N-E,
They call him mellow yellow...(quite rightly)"

I'll get both my coats
 
There must be some easy changes to mardybum, by the Arctic Monkeys.... I've made a start

Now then Ben Pearson
I see your frown
And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
And it goes off
And out come all these words
Oh there's a very pleasant side to you
A side I much prefer
It's one that gives Bradley dack the run around
You're playing for the north end
Yeah, don't kick him off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on
 
To the tune of 'Every breath you take' by The Police....
'Every lunge you make
Every bone you shake
Every leg you break
Every card you take
I'll be watching you'
 
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