The Secrete Meetings

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John T

Advisor to the Owner
Thank you all for your concerns

For some reason I have not been able to sign on as normal using Firefox

I presume I have not been ‘Banned’ as I have received no message to that effect

Anyway I will not push my luck, ‘just in case’

So except for exceptional circumstances detailed at the end

This will be the last secret meeting



Please note

For those if a sensitive nature, the following is FICTION and not to be taken literally as the Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing but the TRUTH



Right this is what you have been waiting for


Report from a meeting at reafil’s Labour Club

The event is to present raefil with a special award for his many posts

Held in the Cellar for privacy, no problem with Boris’s SS or PC Plod today, a clever scheme has been done to distract them

We will deal with that now

They arrested an elderly couple in their 90’s for sitting on a bench outside the Guild Hall for not observing Social Distancing, the couple claimed they were as far away from each other as normal, having shared a ‘King Sized bed’ for over 60 years, one at each side.

Won’t do said PC Plod you are both under arrest. SO now the local Constabulary are tonight celebrating at Hutton Headquarters

They offenders will appear front of the Magistrates tomorrow.

Unfortunately I have a surprise for PC Plod, My ‘sources’ tell me they will be found guilty as the Law states, but to show their contempt at the proceedings, The Magistrates will sentence them to seven days at a 5 Star Hotel paid for by the Police Benevolent fund. So justice will really be done

SO that out of the way

Attending are Comrade raefil, Secretary WinyTinky (with her whip of course), Enforcer NOBB, Paddy the Wolf Hound, Our reporter is the spy LIB who tonight can drink his beer without fear, and many others. JohnT and Edgy have been ‘let out’ of the Dungeon for the occasion, but Winky is standing by ‘just in case’

Our really special guests are Comrade ‘The Right Hon Jeremy Corbyn’ who will present the award, John McDonald, Dianne Abbott, The Party’s Chief Whip who has served for that many Leaders, but his name is easily forgotten, and best of all the Beast of Bolsover Dennis Skinner who could teach the NOBB a thing or two.

All convicted Lefty’s of course

Corbyn take the platform


We will start with a Special message from Her Majesty the Queen (cough Cough he does that a lot you know) Her Majesty says

“It gives me great pleasure to pay this tribute to someone who all his life has been devoted to National Socialism” ( sorry to interrupt but the ‘dear Lady’ gets confusion between all the Socialism’s, probably due to her upbringing under her Mother (of Rhodesia fame and Uncle ED the 6th or was it 7th I get confused, anyway the one who got entangled with the other ‘American flighty piece’ but to carry on) ” He has devoted his life to the cause day and Night” (oh don’t we know it, the mind boggles) “and I am sure you will all agree well worth this honour” What’s if for again Philip? She has him House trained these days ( But She doesn’t go on much now you now, as especially as she’s not sure at this age who she is honouring)

End of Message



Corbyn now says
“I too wish to honour him too, I will award him the Cross of Lenin with Swords and Diamonds” (you see echoes of Hitler’s the Knights Cross first class you see no anti Semitism here) “I cannot feel anyone except perhaps me deserves such an honour” (Cough Cough)

Wild applause from the audience



Right says Jeremy that’s it lets all now get ‘Pissed’ on that Local Brew


(At this point I wish to point out that these Special events are strictly limited due to the Current situation, and while all comments are gratefully received and appreciated, the next one is only likely to be made when all the current restrictions are lifted)



Virus permitting and the long suffering patience of the Moderators allows of course
 

PNEESSEX

Forum Patron
Patron
Thank you all for your concerns

For some reason I have not been able to sign on as normal using Firefox

I presume I have not been ‘Banned’ as I have received no message to that effect

Anyway I will not push my luck, ‘just in case’

So except for exceptional circumstances detailed at the end

This will be the last secret meeting



Please note

For those if a sensitive nature, the following is FICTION and not to be taken literally as the Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing but the TRUTH



Right this is what you have been waiting for


Report from a meeting at reafil’s Labour Club

The event is to present raefil with a special award for his many posts

Held in the Cellar for privacy, no problem with Boris’s SS or PC Plod today, a clever scheme has been done to distract them

We will deal with that now

They arrested an elderly couple in their 90’s for sitting on a bench outside the Guild Hall for not observing Social Distancing, the couple claimed they were as far away from each other as normal, having shared a ‘King Sized bed’ for over 60 years, one at each side.

Won’t do said PC Plod you are both under arrest. SO now the local Constabulary are tonight celebrating at Hutton Headquarters

They offenders will appear front of the Magistrates tomorrow.

Unfortunately I have a surprise for PC Plod, My ‘sources’ tell me they will be found guilty as the Law states, but to show their contempt at the proceedings, The Magistrates will sentence them to seven days at a 5 Star Hotel paid for by the Police Benevolent fund. So justice will really be done

SO that out of the way

Attending are Comrade raefil, Secretary WinyTinky (with her whip of course), Enforcer NOBB, Paddy the Wolf Hound, Our reporter is the spy LIB who tonight can drink his beer without fear, and many others. JohnT and Edgy have been ‘let out’ of the Dungeon for the occasion, but Winky is standing by ‘just in case’

Our really special guests are Comrade ‘The Right Hon Jeremy Corbyn’ who will present the award, John McDonald, Dianne Abbott, The Party’s Chief Whip who has served for that many Leaders, but his name is easily forgotten, and best of all the Beast of Bolsover Dennis Skinner who could teach the NOBB a thing or two.

All convicted Lefty’s of course

Corbyn take the platform


We will start with a Special message from Her Majesty the Queen (cough Cough he does that a lot you know) Her Majesty says

“It gives me great pleasure to pay this tribute to someone who all his life has been devoted to National Socialism” ( sorry to interrupt but the ‘dear Lady’ gets confusion between all the Socialism’s, probably due to her upbringing under her Mother (of Rhodesia fame and Uncle ED the 6th or was it 7th I get confused, anyway the one who got entangled with the other ‘American flighty piece’ but to carry on) ” He has devoted his life to the cause day and Night” (oh don’t we know it, the mind boggles) “and I am sure you will all agree well worth this honour” What’s if for again Philip? She has him House trained these days ( But She doesn’t go on much now you now, as especially as she’s not sure at this age who she is honouring)

End of Message



Corbyn now says
“I too wish to honour him too, I will award him the Cross of Lenin with Swords and Diamonds” (you see echoes of Hitler’s the Knights Cross first class you see no anti Semitism here) “I cannot feel anyone except perhaps me deserves such an honour” (Cough Cough)

Wild applause from the audience



Right says Jeremy that’s it lets all now get ‘Pissed’ on that Local Brew


(At this point I wish to point out that these Special events are strictly limited due to the Current situation, and while all comments are gratefully received and appreciated, the next one is only likely to be made when all the current restrictions are lifted)



Virus permitting and the long suffering patience of the Moderators allows of course
Good to see you back John
 

truenorthender

Advisor to the Owner
Thank you all for your concerns

For some reason I have not been able to sign on as normal using Firefox

I presume I have not been ‘Banned’ as I have received no message to that effect

Anyway I will not push my luck, ‘just in case’

So except for exceptional circumstances detailed at the end

This will be the last secret meeting



Please note

For those if a sensitive nature, the following is FICTION and not to be taken literally as the Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing but the TRUTH



Right this is what you have been waiting for


Report from a meeting at reafil’s Labour Club

The event is to present raefil with a special award for his many posts

Held in the Cellar for privacy, no problem with Boris’s SS or PC Plod today, a clever scheme has been done to distract them

We will deal with that now

They arrested an elderly couple in their 90’s for sitting on a bench outside the Guild Hall for not observing Social Distancing, the couple claimed they were as far away from each other as normal, having shared a ‘King Sized bed’ for over 60 years, one at each side.

Won’t do said PC Plod you are both under arrest. SO now the local Constabulary are tonight celebrating at Hutton Headquarters

They offenders will appear front of the Magistrates tomorrow.

Unfortunately I have a surprise for PC Plod, My ‘sources’ tell me they will be found guilty as the Law states, but to show their contempt at the proceedings, The Magistrates will sentence them to seven days at a 5 Star Hotel paid for by the Police Benevolent fund. So justice will really be done

SO that out of the way

Attending are Comrade raefil, Secretary WinyTinky (with her whip of course), Enforcer NOBB, Paddy the Wolf Hound, Our reporter is the spy LIB who tonight can drink his beer without fear, and many others. JohnT and Edgy have been ‘let out’ of the Dungeon for the occasion, but Winky is standing by ‘just in case’

Our really special guests are Comrade ‘The Right Hon Jeremy Corbyn’ who will present the award, John McDonald, Dianne Abbott, The Party’s Chief Whip who has served for that many Leaders, but his name is easily forgotten, and best of all the Beast of Bolsover Dennis Skinner who could teach the NOBB a thing or two.

All convicted Lefty’s of course

Corbyn take the platform


We will start with a Special message from Her Majesty the Queen (cough Cough he does that a lot you know) Her Majesty says

“It gives me great pleasure to pay this tribute to someone who all his life has been devoted to National Socialism” ( sorry to interrupt but the ‘dear Lady’ gets confusion between all the Socialism’s, probably due to her upbringing under her Mother (of Rhodesia fame and Uncle ED the 6th or was it 7th I get confused, anyway the one who got entangled with the other ‘American flighty piece’ but to carry on) ” He has devoted his life to the cause day and Night” (oh don’t we know it, the mind boggles) “and I am sure you will all agree well worth this honour” What’s if for again Philip? She has him House trained these days ( But She doesn’t go on much now you now, as especially as she’s not sure at this age who she is honouring)

End of Message



Corbyn now says
“I too wish to honour him too, I will award him the Cross of Lenin with Swords and Diamonds” (you see echoes of Hitler’s the Knights Cross first class you see no anti Semitism here) “I cannot feel anyone except perhaps me deserves such an honour” (Cough Cough)

Wild applause from the audience



Right says Jeremy that’s it lets all now get ‘Pissed’ on that Local Brew


(At this point I wish to point out that these Special events are strictly limited due to the Current situation, and while all comments are gratefully received and appreciated, the next one is only likely to be made when all the current restrictions are lifted)



Virus permitting and the long suffering patience of the Moderators allows of course
Your back r john, I thought you'd got Rambo gear from eBay and made camp in a tree in raefils back garden. Waiting to pounce and teabag
 

biggsy

Forum Patron
Patron
Thank you all for your concerns

For some reason I have not been able to sign on as normal using Firefox

I presume I have not been ‘Banned’ as I have received no message to that effect

Anyway I will not push my luck, ‘just in case’

So except for exceptional circumstances detailed at the end

This will be the last secret meeting



Please note

For those if a sensitive nature, the following is FICTION and not to be taken literally as the Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing but the TRUTH



Right this is what you have been waiting for


Report from a meeting at reafil’s Labour Club

The event is to present raefil with a special award for his many posts

Held in the Cellar for privacy, no problem with Boris’s SS or PC Plod today, a clever scheme has been done to distract them

We will deal with that now

They arrested an elderly couple in their 90’s for sitting on a bench outside the Guild Hall for not observing Social Distancing, the couple claimed they were as far away from each other as normal, having shared a ‘King Sized bed’ for over 60 years, one at each side.

Won’t do said PC Plod you are both under arrest. SO now the local Constabulary are tonight celebrating at Hutton Headquarters

They offenders will appear front of the Magistrates tomorrow.

Unfortunately I have a surprise for PC Plod, My ‘sources’ tell me they will be found guilty as the Law states, but to show their contempt at the proceedings, The Magistrates will sentence them to seven days at a 5 Star Hotel paid for by the Police Benevolent fund. So justice will really be done

SO that out of the way

Attending are Comrade raefil, Secretary WinyTinky (with her whip of course), Enforcer NOBB, Paddy the Wolf Hound, Our reporter is the spy LIB who tonight can drink his beer without fear, and many others. JohnT and Edgy have been ‘let out’ of the Dungeon for the occasion, but Winky is standing by ‘just in case’

Our really special guests are Comrade ‘The Right Hon Jeremy Corbyn’ who will present the award, John McDonald, Dianne Abbott, The Party’s Chief Whip who has served for that many Leaders, but his name is easily forgotten, and best of all the Beast of Bolsover Dennis Skinner who could teach the NOBB a thing or two.

All convicted Lefty’s of course

Corbyn take the platform


We will start with a Special message from Her Majesty the Queen (cough Cough he does that a lot you know) Her Majesty says

“It gives me great pleasure to pay this tribute to someone who all his life has been devoted to National Socialism” ( sorry to interrupt but the ‘dear Lady’ gets confusion between all the Socialism’s, probably due to her upbringing under her Mother (of Rhodesia fame and Uncle ED the 6th or was it 7th I get confused, anyway the one who got entangled with the other ‘American flighty piece’ but to carry on) ” He has devoted his life to the cause day and Night” (oh don’t we know it, the mind boggles) “and I am sure you will all agree well worth this honour” What’s if for again Philip? She has him House trained these days ( But She doesn’t go on much now you now, as especially as she’s not sure at this age who she is honouring)

End of Message



Corbyn now says
“I too wish to honour him too, I will award him the Cross of Lenin with Swords and Diamonds” (you see echoes of Hitler’s the Knights Cross first class you see no anti Semitism here) “I cannot feel anyone except perhaps me deserves such an honour” (Cough Cough)

Wild applause from the audience



Right says Jeremy that’s it lets all now get ‘Pissed’ on that Local Brew


(At this point I wish to point out that these Special events are strictly limited due to the Current situation, and while all comments are gratefully received and appreciated, the next one is only likely to be made when all the current restrictions are lifted)



Virus permitting and the long suffering patience of the Moderators allows of course
Well done Mr T 😄
 

Nobber

Forum Patron
Patron
Thank you all for your concerns

For some reason I have not been able to sign on as normal using Firefox

I presume I have not been ‘Banned’ as I have received no message to that effect

Anyway I will not push my luck, ‘just in case’

So except for exceptional circumstances detailed at the end

This will be the last secret meeting



Please note

For those if a sensitive nature, the following is FICTION and not to be taken literally as the Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing but the TRUTH



Right this is what you have been waiting for


Report from a meeting at reafil’s Labour Club

The event is to present raefil with a special award for his many posts

Held in the Cellar for privacy, no problem with Boris’s SS or PC Plod today, a clever scheme has been done to distract them

We will deal with that now

They arrested an elderly couple in their 90’s for sitting on a bench outside the Guild Hall for not observing Social Distancing, the couple claimed they were as far away from each other as normal, having shared a ‘King Sized bed’ for over 60 years, one at each side.

Won’t do said PC Plod you are both under arrest. SO now the local Constabulary are tonight celebrating at Hutton Headquarters

They offenders will appear front of the Magistrates tomorrow.

Unfortunately I have a surprise for PC Plod, My ‘sources’ tell me they will be found guilty as the Law states, but to show their contempt at the proceedings, The Magistrates will sentence them to seven days at a 5 Star Hotel paid for by the Police Benevolent fund. So justice will really be done

SO that out of the way

Attending are Comrade raefil, Secretary WinyTinky (with her whip of course), Enforcer NOBB, Paddy the Wolf Hound, Our reporter is the spy LIB who tonight can drink his beer without fear, and many others. JohnT and Edgy have been ‘let out’ of the Dungeon for the occasion, but Winky is standing by ‘just in case’

Our really special guests are Comrade ‘The Right Hon Jeremy Corbyn’ who will present the award, John McDonald, Dianne Abbott, The Party’s Chief Whip who has served for that many Leaders, but his name is easily forgotten, and best of all the Beast of Bolsover Dennis Skinner who could teach the NOBB a thing or two.

All convicted Lefty’s of course

Corbyn take the platform


We will start with a Special message from Her Majesty the Queen (cough Cough he does that a lot you know) Her Majesty says

“It gives me great pleasure to pay this tribute to someone who all his life has been devoted to National Socialism” ( sorry to interrupt but the ‘dear Lady’ gets confusion between all the Socialism’s, probably due to her upbringing under her Mother (of Rhodesia fame and Uncle ED the 6th or was it 7th I get confused, anyway the one who got entangled with the other ‘American flighty piece’ but to carry on) ” He has devoted his life to the cause day and Night” (oh don’t we know it, the mind boggles) “and I am sure you will all agree well worth this honour” What’s if for again Philip? She has him House trained these days ( But She doesn’t go on much now you now, as especially as she’s not sure at this age who she is honouring)

End of Message



Corbyn now says
“I too wish to honour him too, I will award him the Cross of Lenin with Swords and Diamonds” (you see echoes of Hitler’s the Knights Cross first class you see no anti Semitism here) “I cannot feel anyone except perhaps me deserves such an honour” (Cough Cough)

Wild applause from the audience



Right says Jeremy that’s it lets all now get ‘Pissed’ on that Local Brew


(At this point I wish to point out that these Special events are strictly limited due to the Current situation, and while all comments are gratefully received and appreciated, the next one is only likely to be made when all the current restrictions are lifted)



Virus permitting and the long suffering patience of the Moderators allows of course
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OP
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John T

Advisor to the Owner
Barking but strangely addictive.
That’s me Mer5y

I do like to bring a 'bit of dry humour' to the day
Might NOT always be appreciated
But a good comedian never cares about abuse
He just ‘laps up’ the praise
 

Preston1880

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Patron
It must be time for another Meeting

The natives are getting restless on here today
Even Paddy’s dog is out of sorts
It just refused a bone
I think it's time for an urgent 'Secrete Meeting', regarding the ongoing sagas of - Nobbers ban, Winky Tinks Vs Kingy / JD accusing Winky Tinks of lying about knowing about Snickys ban / Raefil Vs Fish Fingers / Lee T & Kingy getting accused of being posh little gay boys who play fortnight, draped in a massive swastika, in Kingys mums attick.
 

PNEESSEX

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Patron
I think it's time for an urgent 'Secrete Meeting', regarding the ongoing sagas of - Nobbers ban, Winky Tinks Vs Kingy / JD accusing Winky Tinks of lying about knowing about Snickys ban / Raefil Vs Fish Fingers / Lee T & Kingy getting accused of being posh little gay boys who play fortnight, draped in a massive swastika, in Kingys mums attick.
Agent Jonty is deffo the man for the job.
 
OP
J

John T

Advisor to the Owner
I think it's time for an urgent 'Secrete Meeting', regarding the ongoing sagas of - Nobbers ban, Winky Tinks Vs Kingy / JD accusing Winky Tinks of lying about knowing about Snickys ban / Raefil Vs Fish Fingers / Lee T & Kingy getting accused of being posh little gay boys who play fortnight, draped in a massive swastika, in Kingys mums attick.
‘Hell's bells’ Preston1880

How many do you want?

It will take me weeks/months/years of my ‘careful’ imagination to go through that lot

The Virus will probably be long gone by then

LoL
 

raefil

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Patron
I think it's time for an urgent 'Secrete Meeting', regarding the ongoing sagas of - Nobbers ban, Winky Tinks Vs Kingy / JD accusing Winky Tinks of lying about knowing about Snickys ban / Raefil Vs Fish Fingers / Lee T & Kingy getting accused of being posh little gay boys who play fortnight, draped in a massive swastika, in Kingys mums attick.
I tried fish fingers, as suggested by @Winkytinky, perfection, crispy and so nice between two slices of buttered thick bread.
 
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