I only just spotted this MarkYeah especially as i'm now one of "the crew"
Hope the daft old fart is ok though.
Ha ha, you made me laugh JT.I only just spotted this Mark
You need to realise being a ‘crew member’ is an absolute privilege not generally appreciated
There are very few vacancies
The ship is an old fashioned sailing type with oars (yes oars NOT whores)
All the best positions are taken, so you will just have to be ‘a bilge bailer’ and there is quite a lot of ‘Bilge’ on that ship I can tell you
The main rule is not to enter ‘the great Cabin’ that is Winkys Domain
Even I have to enter via the Stern window from my ‘COCK ’boat (yes there are such things) and leave by the same means
Winky’s honour must NOT be called into question or ‘Uncle reafil’ will make you walk the plank
Be a good boy and all will be well, it’s sure to be an Education
Actually MarkHa ha, you made me laugh JT.
Stop trying to groom me you twonk.Actually Mark
You maybe in Luck, a more Senior position might be available
Do you know anything about Navigation?
Our usual navigator, A certain Mr. Essex usually comes over from Portugal or Spain or some other Ungodly place but he is missing at the moment
We hope he hasn’t fallen through the Transition Period, or fallen overboard from some other Ship
Only experience required is can you read an A-Z Map
All we require is for you NOT to steer the ship in ever decreasing circles so we don’t fall down the plug Hole
Think you can manage that?
Insubordination to your 'Betters'Stop trying to groom me you twonk.
Laugh all you likeCaptain Pugwash is looking for a Master Bates?
You still secreting JT?Laugh all you like
WE have a way with disciplining in the 'Crew' and it’s VERY effective
Some time ago we had one Member thinking he was a Shop Stewart
We soon put that right, over he went into the Solent with a chain and ball wrapped aboard his legs
Strangely enough we have never had a complaint since
You see the Mod’s on here could learn a lot from us
Now Now I know my Scottish HistoryA place where you buy stuff, and stop calling me Stewart.