The Secrete Meetings

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John T

Advisor to the Owner
Yeah especially as i'm now one of "the crew"

Hope the daft old fart is ok though.
I only just spotted this Mark

You need to realise being a ‘crew member’ is an absolute privilege not generally appreciated

There are very few vacancies

The ship is an old fashioned sailing type with oars (yes oars NOT whores)

All the best positions are taken, so you will just have to be ‘a bilge bailer’ and there is quite a lot of ‘Bilge’ on that ship I can tell you

The main rule is not to enter ‘the great Cabin’ that is Winkys Domain

Even I have to enter via the Stern window from my ‘COCK ’boat (yes there are such things) and leave by the same means

Winky’s honour must NOT be called into question or ‘Uncle reafil’ will make you walk the plank

Be a good boy and all will be well, it’s sure to be an Education
 

222Mark

Serial killer of note
Patron
I only just spotted this Mark

You need to realise being a ‘crew member’ is an absolute privilege not generally appreciated

There are very few vacancies

The ship is an old fashioned sailing type with oars (yes oars NOT whores)

All the best positions are taken, so you will just have to be ‘a bilge bailer’ and there is quite a lot of ‘Bilge’ on that ship I can tell you

The main rule is not to enter ‘the great Cabin’ that is Winkys Domain

Even I have to enter via the Stern window from my ‘COCK ’boat (yes there are such things) and leave by the same means

Winky’s honour must NOT be called into question or ‘Uncle reafil’ will make you walk the plank

Be a good boy and all will be well, it’s sure to be an Education
Ha ha, you made me laugh JT.
 
OP
J

John T

Advisor to the Owner
Ha ha, you made me laugh JT.
Actually Mark

You maybe in Luck, a more Senior position might be available

Do you know anything about Navigation?

Our usual navigator, A certain Mr. Essex usually comes over from Portugal or Spain or some other Ungodly place but he is missing at the moment

We hope he hasn’t fallen through the Transition Period, or fallen overboard from some other Ship

Only experience required is can you read an A-Z Map

All we require is for you NOT to steer the ship in ever decreasing circles so we don’t fall down the plug Hole


Think you can manage that?
 

222Mark

Serial killer of note
Patron
Actually Mark

You maybe in Luck, a more Senior position might be available

Do you know anything about Navigation?

Our usual navigator, A certain Mr. Essex usually comes over from Portugal or Spain or some other Ungodly place but he is missing at the moment

We hope he hasn’t fallen through the Transition Period, or fallen overboard from some other Ship

Only experience required is can you read an A-Z Map

All we require is for you NOT to steer the ship in ever decreasing circles so we don’t fall down the plug Hole


Think you can manage that?
Stop trying to groom me you twonk.
 
OP
J

John T

Advisor to the Owner
Stop trying to groom me you twonk.
Insubordination to your 'Betters'

I shall now withdraw your application
Back to 'Bilge' bailing for you until you respect the rules of the ship
Like the ‘old days’ is the disciple on ‘Our’ Ship

Think yourself lucky you don’t get a taste of ‘the cat of nine tails’
 
OP
J

John T

Advisor to the Owner
Captain Pugwash is looking for a Master Bates?
Laugh all you like

WE have a way with disciplining in the 'Crew' and it’s VERY effective
Some time ago we had one Member thinking he was a Shop Stewart

We soon put that right, over he went into the Solent with a chain and ball wrapped aboard his legs

Strangely enough we have never had a complaint since

SO

You see the Mod’s on here could learn a lot from us

LoL
 

LostinSpace

PNE Exile
Patron
Laugh all you like

WE have a way with disciplining in the 'Crew' and it’s VERY effective
Some time ago we had one Member thinking he was a Shop Stewart

We soon put that right, over he went into the Solent with a chain and ball wrapped aboard his legs

Strangely enough we have never had a complaint since

SO

You see the Mod’s on here could learn a lot from us

LoL
You still secreting JT? :)
 
OP
J

John T

Advisor to the Owner
A place where you buy stuff, and stop calling me Stewart.
Now Now I know my Scottish History

The ‘Stewart’s’ and the ‘Stuart’s’ are all related to King James the Second
A ‘lot‘of in breeding, going on up there you know

And we ‘down here’ with The Scottish invasion that reached north of Preston, plus all the PNE players and Mangers we have had are not immune to that particular Virus

At this point I have to confess my ancestors came from a border Clan of Revivers

So that maybe where the Rape and Pillage thoughts comes from

LoL
 
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