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This corona virus thing...
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Just the one tablet then.
That one tablet weighs 1 cwt.
Email your orders to
sidney.snot@bluevision.com
It's shorthand for - we have no sensible or reasonable defenceSeems an often used line that one.
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Being lardy isnt a protected characteristic in Equal Opportunities legislation....
Perhaps these should be distributed?
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I've had gas & air lots of times due to loads of cartilage injuries (I've got 2 replacement knees now), it does give you a lovely feeling, I wish I could find a homebrew of it. šHaven't you heard of gas and air?
It makes you high as a kite, I had a whip of my wife's when she was in labour.
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Haven't you heard of gas and air?
It makes you high as a kite, I had a whip of my wife's when she was in labour.
Mine wouldn`t let me have a go. Got a bit shirty, but I made allowances for her seeing as I`m sure labour stings a bit.
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Has there been any Cummings and goings yet today?
The labour party hand out gas and air to members?Haven't you heard of gas and air?
It makes you high as a kite, I had a whip of my wife's when she was in labour.
It's like half a kick in the bollocks
Or a full kick in the boll?
It actually makes me cry for the first few minutes.Haven't you heard of gas and air?
It makes you high as a kite, I had a whip of my wife's when she was in labour.
And heās guaranteed to keep up his end of the deal
Size of my two youād feel like you were having them removed without anaesthetic.
Your two bollocks? I thought you were a lass
Ha ha! Need to word it better, I meant size of my two kids š¤£
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Think she meant kids
Ha ha
I see Sean Dyche from the Dingles has the perfect answer to those not wanting to return to work
He Says
āIf a player has decided returning is not for him, then I presume he is sitting in the house every day not going outā
Are you listening Teachers
No more shopping, visiting anyone, going to the beach ECT
Donāt rush back all at once now
I see Sean Dyche from the Dingles has the perfect answer to those not wanting to return to work
He Says
āIf a player has decided returning is not for him, then I presume he is sitting in the house every day not going outā
Are you listening Teachers
No more shopping, visiting anyone, going to the beach ECT
Donāt rush back all at once now
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What? Youve got a couple of goats? With big balls? Dont tell Sepp.
When they cut me out of the car I had it
Evidently I was non too keen to let go of the bottle when they were wheeling me into the ambulance