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What colour carpets do you own ?

Baldygit;n3400207 said:
Green (Ling) carpets throughout except our bedroom which has a shag pile (and a pattered) carpet
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Green throughout tells me you have professional footballer envy. You even recreate missed chances after the game pretending it’s the hallowed Deepdale turf.

A clever move to avoid highly polished wooden floors , the missed chances routines would result in bad injuries and more critically
reflect your baldness.

The shag pile in the bedroom tells me you have porn star envy.

Nothing wrong with that.
 
Dirty Harry;n3400201 said:
The Lino in my bathroom has defo had to withstand a few sudden impacts and magnum forces, usually every Boxing Day.
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Do,you hide the presents in the bath?
 
pnematic;n3400220 said:
Green throughout tells me you have professional footballer envy. You even recreate missed chances after the game pretending it’s the hallowed Deepdale turf.

A clever move to avoid highly polished wooden floors , the missed chances routines would result in bad injuries and more critically
reflect your baldness.

The shag pile in the bedroom tells me you have porn star envy.

Nothing wrong with that.
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We have mirrored flooring in the bedroom.

I will give you time to think about that.
 
Waddie;n3400292 said:
Just wonder what you'll have to say about a cream carpet in the bathroom?
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I m sure you endure basic conditions in your chosen vocation. Carpets in bathrooms should be banned by law. An uncontrolled " flock of swallows" will stain badly on cream.

However you fully deserve some home comforts and having warm toes whilst sitting on the toilet is permissible in this instance.

Enjoy.
 
Got a sort of green and grey tartan in our flat which I really like.

Reception rooms in the new house have wooden floors though. I’m not a huge fan tbh.

We’ve just taken delivery of a great big spatchcocked cow for the ground floor room though. The cat seems to love it.

I
 
raefil said:
Seriously do miss pnematic, one of this forums great posters.
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Totally agree... He had a really good sense of humour.

I never met the bloke in real life but i always got on well with him on here..

I really hope that he is okay... He just left all of a sudden !
 
justinr73 said:
Got a sort of green and grey tartan in our flat which I really like.

Reception rooms in the new house have wooden floors though. I’m not a huge fan tbh.

We’ve just taken delivery of a great big spatchcocked cow for the ground floor room though. The cat seems to love it.

I
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What is a spatchcocked cow? Sounds cruel!
 
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