Advisor to the Owner
A deep fake video is circulating showing a squad member resorting to extreme ablutionary measures. These fakes are getting more and more realistic. But just in case, and before everyone pokes their finger or nose into this mess, I think we've all ended up in that situation where you have to go, and the only place available is the windscreen of the nearest hatchback. Let he who hath not laid cable on a Ford Escort MkII, cast the first mudcake.