shit in a doorway, stand out like a: sim. '"What do you think of my new trousers Jeeves?', I expostulated. 'These knee-length houndstooth twill bags are all the go at the Drones Club this season, you know. I thought I'd wear them for Tuppy Glossop's wake tomorrow, but I'm wondering if they might not be a little ostentatious for such a sombre bash.' 'Ostentatious isn't, if you'll excuse me for saying so, sir, the word,' opined the perspicacious manservant. 'If you wear them kecks for a funeral, I can guarantee that you'll stand out like a shit in a doorway.' (from I Was Only FOllowing Orders, Jeeves by PG Wodehouse.