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boil your eggs: v. To place your testicles over the anus of a farting naked woman who is standing on her head, for three minutes or so.
 
large hard-on collider: n. A lass who can generate vast amounts of kinetic energy with her pelvis, leading to bruised Higgs Bosons.
 
Rigsby: n. A no-handed urination of such vigorous release and force that the hands can be safely placed on the hips for its duration.
 
Brexit: n. According to many, a potentially catastrophic air biscuit launched in the overly optimistic hope that it will be "better out than in."
 
analversary: n. Once-a-year bash at the wife's freckle. Something a married man never forgets, bizarrely.
 
I thought that regular purveyors of this thread would like to know of a new book recently published.

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