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    A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought,

    "I'm too old for this nonsense !"

    So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

    The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,

    "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

    The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :-

    "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

    The Cop left saying,

    " Have a good day, Sir "..
    "The gig economy is nothing new, its simply the reincarnation of an ancient evil."

    Justin Welby

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    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sour...CRJY72Fv1YxQ4E

    Hope the link works as it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long while. Had to watch it several times to see it all due to the tears pouring down my cheeks.
    Bald and proud

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    With the advent of viagra being sold on pharmacists a chap went into his local Boots and asked if they had any,
    'Yes' was the reply.
    'Can I get it over the counter'? he asked.
    'Well that depends on how many you buy sir'
    Bald and proud

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