Chant for Ryan Lowe

[Bobbage]

"There's only one Robbie Fowler..."

 

[Son of the Duck]

“We have opinions” (to superior), followed by any other chant which contains said opinions.

“Ryan Lowes got badges, Ryan Lowes got badges, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah.
He doesn’t fucking use them, he doesn’t fucking use them, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah.” (To football in a library)

 

[mells bells]

Jiggle Bells Ryan Lowe Smells,
He knows how to throw a game away,
Oh how painful it is to watch PNE home or away!!

 

[PrestonUltras81]

Think of chants for Ryan - was thinking along the lines of us fans being unqualified......... come on guys, you usually think up some good ones,

I'll start with
We are Inferior (to the tune of we are superior!)

He hasn't a clue, he hasn't a clue
Got all the badges and hasn't a clue

 

[prestonmadhouse]

Sacked in the morning, we want you sacked in the morning, sacked in the mooooorning………….

 

[Chorleylad]

To the tune of Always look of the Brightside of Life


Always look on the LOWE side of Life

We're Shit
We're Shit
We're shit We're Shit
....

 

[Big 1]

We're shit and we're sick of it!

 

[Kathryn]

Sacked in the morning, we want you sacked in the morning, sacked in the mooooorning………….

Surely, if it’s to be sung on Boxing Day, it should be sacked this afternoon?

 

[Naughton's moustache]

We're shit and we're sick of it!

I like that
Straight to the point 👍

 

[Madferret60]

Because this sort of shit will help. Fuck off

 

[PrestonUltras81]

Because this sort of shit will help. Fuck off

hahaha and you think it will really be sang........ come on, how many fans do you think frequent this site? hahahaha,

 

[Kathryn]

Now Lowe can you go.

 

[Ando60]

Now Lowe can you go.

Very good, adapted from the lyrics : “ Bass , how low can you go ! “

 

[tete55]

E I E I E I O
Down the football league we go
When we get demoted
This is what we sing
We're off to do our badges
Lowe please move to Beijing

 

[Eddie.]

Now Lowe can you go.

Very good, adapted from the lyrics : “ Bass , how low can you go ! “

Never had you two down as Public Enemy aficionados.

 

[Final Stand]

 

[Ando60]

Never had you two down as Public Enemy aficionados.

Oh, I’ve had my moments Eddie…..

 

[Kurt_Nogan]

Spandau Ballet Gold......

Lowe
Always believe in your brand
You've got the power at hand
You're unsackable
Always believe in
'Cause you are Lowe
I'm glad that results might return
Something I could have learned
Uefa Pro level badges confirm
Always believe in

 

[Southcoastwhite]

You don't know what you're doing.....

 

[Final Stand]

You don't know what you're doing.....

Simple and to the point, a rousing chorus needed.